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Conor

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  • Birthday 07/13/1988

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  1. Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'." The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."
  2. Not good for viewers or tenants and RLC never seem to learn from mistakes.
  3. Taking time getting them a new couch. Should change them every so often or at least get them cleaned must be quite disgusting with the amount of people that have had sex or masturbated on them.
  4. "I don't think I want to know a 6 year old that isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!" "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." John Candy - Uncle Buck.
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