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Danny

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  1. Boobs are like women. Some are big, some are small. Some are fake and some are real. But we'd touch em' all

     

    My wife was so happy to hear how much I gave to Charity........ until she found out Charity works at Hooters

     

    Wanna know what Slut stands for...... Sexy, Large, Unforgettable, Tits

     

    Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat

  2. One day there was a little boy in church.

    He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."

    The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time to have to piss say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."

    The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

    He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."

    The father said, "Ok. Here, whisper in my ear."

  3. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is very large, it's throat is very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I go to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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