Danny

LOL.

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, " Man, I wish I had something to drink! " Jim says, " Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it? "
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT!
No hangover!
No bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, " Hey, how do you feel this morning? "
Dave says, " I feel great, how about you? "
Jim says, " I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover? "
Dave says, " No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." 
" Yeah, well there's just one thing."
" What's that? "
" Have you farted yet? "
" No."
" Well, DON'T! 'Cause I'm in Perth! "
 

WTF. LOL

Shame to see them leave were Real and what Real Life Cam is suppose to be about. 

More the merrier they should be getting as much as they can while young. Enjoy the cock girls. 

An 85 year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave him a jar and said, " Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
Well doc, it's like this-- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! " You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, " Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her' The man said, You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He too the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out in tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, ' You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. ' Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to strangle that bitch to death.'

Five Important Qualities.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Some of you need to make up your minds: One minute you complain the guys are there then the next you are like kids in a sweetie shop all excited that the girls are getting fucked. WTF
Rather see them getting fucked than massages that lead to fuck all.