Shaggy
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Yes we can get apartment together Do you have sex on a daily basis?
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Roger, who was 19 years old was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir: how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way if we break up, I can use it again."
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Her choice to be part of RLC and do the things she does if true or not (most just made up and no proof) Efim isn't an Idiot he's a fucking Scumbag.
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Still the same most of the time just different Apartment.
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Quest of the Delta Knights
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Eve Laurence
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Darla Crane
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Nelly & Bogdan
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Linda has curves in all the right places.
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Can't see my wife wanting to try that ... But you don't ask you won't get.
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Not a fan of bringing them back but better than some they have that do F- all but look at phones 24/7. Hopefully Jasmine will be more exciting this time. Anyone that remembers Sofie first time she was boring and done very little. If the same Monica well lets just see.
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Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chuck her in the gutter. Yo momma's so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad. Yo momma so fat when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! two planets in one." Yo momma so stupid she took a puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken. Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out.
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Some friends/family members would think it's weird you live in an apartment with cameras never mind you walking about nude. You never know with this lot could turn into a foursome.
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Situation between the 3 of them is a joke and laughable. Masha sleeping on the sofa bed while Dasha and Sasha sleep in the bed wtf. How long has this farce being going on?
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Taking the decorations down would mean not being able to look at their phones for a good amount of time, might be down for summer if they have the time.
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Five Finger Death Punch
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Yo momma is so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo momma so butch her middle name is Rambo. Yo momma so crazy she tried to screw the ATM to get money. Yo momma so poor she created a Gmail account just so she could eat the spam.
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No Do you enjoy anal?
