Shaggy

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower.
When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Paul, "I can't believe you! We just finished making love and you come in here and jack-off!"
Paul looks at the wall and says, "What are you talking about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
 

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower.
When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Paul, "I can't believe you! We just finished making love and you come in here and jack-off!"
Paul looks at the wall and says, "What are you talking about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
 

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower.
When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Paul, "I can't believe you! We just finished making love and you come in here and jack-off!"
Paul looks at the wall and says, "What are you talking about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
 

Congrats to MSD for another money making piece of fakery, and a longer contract for their protage newbies. Good job all round! You surpassed even yourselves this time!  Now all go off to count your cash and try to stop peeing yourselves laughing. Surely even their fans can't be happy with this.
I can't cast doubt now on this being the "showroom" apartment, taking over from the girls places.
And what's worse? It will happen all over again. And again. And again.....
 

And that is why RLC has turned into a Joke. All about money and who can get the most viewers and upstage what the rest are doing. Some need to check themselves as bit fucked up praising what the girls do and mocking what E&S and MSD are doing - There any difference!!

Anyone that hits or kicks any animal deserves it done to them 100 times harder.

Looks fundie! Ha ha 

LOL Brilliant.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One"
So I did.....
I don't remember much after that.
 
MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED:
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl.

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.

A woman is driving alone down a dark country lane one night when suddenly the car stops. No matter what she tries, it won't restart. After a few minutes, another car pulls up behind. Scared, she locked the doors.
A man appears and asks her what's wrong. She tells him through the window that it won't start. He gets her to open the hood and looks inside.
A minute later he tells her to try again. It starts first time. Realizing he is a good man, she winds down the window and they start chatting. She recognizes his voice. 
"Wait, aren't you on the radio?" she asks. He says he is, and thanks her for the recognition.
"Wow, i listen to you all the time! I love your show! I've always wanted to be on the radio - I'd do anything to be on the radio".
"Really? Anything?" he says.
"Yes".
He smiles and unzips his pants, and pulls out his cock. "You know what to do then?" 
She laughs and says "Oh yeah"....
She grabs it, leans in, licks her lips and says "I'd like to say hello to my mom and dad....."

Tits
Spaniel's Ears
'The Girls'
Hooters
Chitty Bang Bangs

We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me, sorry, ooops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, ooops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this little earlier?"
"No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."

Tits
Spaniel's Ears
'The Girls'
Hooters
Chitty Bang Bangs

Tits
Spaniel's Ears
'The Girls'
Hooters
Chitty Bang Bangs

Tits
Spaniel's Ears
'The Girls'
Hooters
Chitty Bang Bangs