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Zander

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  1. A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.

    The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."

    She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."

    The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."

    She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

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