-
Posts
18 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Reputation Activity
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ray reacted to Danny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Things Your Wife Won't Say:
The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.
I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy.
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.
God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
I only signed up for yoga so I can get my legs behind my head.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Honey, our neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
Awesome fart! Do another one!
-
-
-
-
-
Ray reacted to Bandit in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Tour de France's on Drugs!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even find my bicycle.
-
Ray reacted to Bandit in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A total naked woman rushed into a taxi.
The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"
The taxi driver replier, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."
-
-
Ray reacted to Pleasant in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
When i die, i want my body donating to science.
More specifically, a scientist who specializes in bringing dead people back to life.
-
-
Ray reacted to Pleasant in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A guy goes into a bookies and asks "Can i back a horse in here?"
The bookie tells him "Don't be cruel, let him walk in forwards".
-
-
-