Scorpio 22

Most have probably lost interest and found better things to do. Can't blame them really.

£120 is the cheapest. Get different sleeves as well lol. @dougiestyle4u try Spank The Monkey 🐒. Have other options too lol.

Attacking the pink fortress Giving the dog a bone Going balls deep Laying pipe Porking

Making the bald man cry Shaking hands with Dr. Winky Beef strokenoff Dating Hannie Palmer Holding your sausage hostage

What's the most sensitive part of someone's anatomy when they are masturbating? Their ears. My woman told me she would never masturbate when she was on her period. But I caught her red-handed! After my roommate caught me jerking off in her bathroom, she asked. "Do you come here often?" Why is dating like fishing? There's plenty fish in the sea. But until you catch one, you're just stuck holding your rod.

Thought so. So pretty impossible to be a member 8/9 years as some claim they have been lol.

Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out the window then shouted upstairs to my wife, "Honey there's a witch at the door. What should I do?" She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost." My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.

I'm not saying my wife is ugly.... But on Halloween she went to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy. I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight.. it's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years. Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves... And fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats.

You expect any less. When Leora leaves the apartment she's out fucking like rabbits. UM is so Leora can get some hot lovin from Paul or anyone else that's entered her apartment recently lol.

Nelly & Bog being over is just typical speculators putting 2and2 together and getting 10 ffs. If the right money was on the table both would eat each other out like it was their last meal lol.

Let them chat crap, commentate and name drop all they want, only making it worse for themselves. Makes no difference to anyone that watches/wants couples or singles because chance of new ones is No Chance.

Wouldn't count anything out. Could be a massive viewer tease with the occasional kissing just to keep views up, or go full on "Lesbian" and earn themselves some good early Christmas bonus lol.

I assume playing ball is pretending your "Lesbian" and rubbing yourself over another girl making viewers think you're madly in love lol. Guaranteed the latest crap were not brought back because they "play ball" more like it was easier and they were willing to. If you are going to name drop at least pick ones that were active ffs.

When has RLC ever learned about couples sharing, never mind couples that don't know one another. RealLifeCam