Scorpio 22

Teacher announces to the class. "Your math test was really bad. 32% of you got an F." Blonde Chloe shouts in outrage. "Ha, that can be right. There's not even that many of us in the class!" Santa Claus, a blonde with an IQ over 100 and a normal blonde are walking along the street. Suddenly they see a 100 dollar bill lying on the ground. Who will pick it up first? Answer: Nobody. Santa Claus doesn't really exist, not does the blonde with an IQ over 100. And the normal blonde thinks the bill is a run-over frog.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then.......... Let's put all these Frosties back in the box."

Best bet is just avoid them, especially the Barca ones.

Point well made. Just as many old members bored of the same ramblings over and over as anyone.

Ones that obviously don't have a clue what they are doing.

Ban drink & drugs then see how interesting they become lol.

Can't blame him.

Watch yourself. You will have the Leora Fanatics after you lol.

No problem, eat them for breakfast lol.

Any interaction whether it's on forum or Twitter just takes it even further away from being voyeurism (for what it is in the first place) and takes it more towards the likes of Chaturbate, MyFreeCams. Less said about the purchasing of panties the better. 🐂

Liverpool 2019/20 Champions

2019/20: Mo Salah

Well that explains why she's returned and the box of Pringles the other night lol.

Funny that some are now saying the shows are staged and fake, but before they were genuine, Real and full of love lol. As for Masha, has proven can't do shit by herself to keep viewers interested and watching.

Wonder if anyone can explain how apartments that was being genuine and Real, can all of a sudden be doing "fake shows", but not doing anything different from previous "tours" or tenants!!

That's the problem with most. Just immature girls with no experience, lacking ideas, variation. The older generation seem to like it, but at a certain age suppose you take what you get lol.

16 blondes are standing outside a bar. Why didn't they go in? The sign said 18+. I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?" She asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have a son that's just under two. "She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"

A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbour noticed her repeated trips and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Blonde replies, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"