Scorpio 22

Can stick their subscription the same place they clearly get their ideas from.

Virginity is like a soap bubble - one prick and it's gone. The difference between a girlfriend and wife is about 45 pounds. The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is 45 minutes. A good bar is like a good woman - liquor in the front and poker in the back. You know your girlfriends frigid if the lights go on when you open her legs. My friend's in prison for flashing - he says he can't bare it anymore.

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Korn

You could play a rerun and most wouldn't know the difference. I bet the stupid dog still does the shagging the cushion routine lol.

See how long it takes to get a new couple in, compared to the show apartments.

Kitty will be fine as she's got her porn tits and Smith McDonald's are always recruiting. lol Only downside won't get to see her mum anymore.

New and more mature couple please RLC you useless cxxts.

Yo momma is so poor, my jack-o'-lantern gets better dental work then she does. Yo momma is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her. Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy. Yo momma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it. Yo momma is like a bus, she's big, she stinks of piss and it's only a dollar to ride.

Always one dumbass lol.

Not the only one that does the open mouth shit. It's like it's to make you believe how intense their masturbation is and how much they are really enjoying it. Looks about as Real and normal as her tits do.

They have had friends over more frequently and some very nice females. Nice couple, but have become stale and need to freshen up and come up with new ideas.

Should just put all the Barca theory nutters together and save the rest. Just as bad on CC as it is on RLCF. The can argue amongst them who's the biggest weirdo and knows the most lol.

Even Stevie Wonder can see where the priorities are. I say let Putin disconnect from rest of the world, get the fuck out and set-up elsewhere. Lazy fucking Russians need to stand on their own two feet for once in their lives.