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Satan got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
On a date.
Me - "I get to work with animals all day"
Her - "Aw how sweet! What do you do?"
Me - "I'm a butcher."
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Satan got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" but if you're doing it at home your "destroying evidence".
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Satan got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it's ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
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Satan got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
On a date.
Me - "I get to work with animals all day"
Her - "Aw how sweet! What do you do?"
Me - "I'm a butcher."
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Satan got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" but if you're doing it at home your "destroying evidence".
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Satan got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it's ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
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Satan got a reaction from Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
On a date.
Me - "I get to work with animals all day"
Her - "Aw how sweet! What do you do?"
Me - "I'm a butcher."
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Satan got a reaction from Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" but if you're doing it at home your "destroying evidence".
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Satan got a reaction from Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it's ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
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Satan got a reaction from delta10 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" but if you're doing it at home your "destroying evidence".
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Satan reacted to Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
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Satan reacted to Johnny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #2
I was digging in our back garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run and tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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