An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness Monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat.
He panicked and shouted " God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze.
A voice from the heavens boomed, " You say you don't believe in me, but now you are asking for my help?"
The atheist looked up and said, " Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."