Scotsman84

LOL.

Two ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, " Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?" The lady responded, " It's a condom." The other lady said, " Where can you get one of those?" She said, " Oh, just about any grocery or drug store." So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier and said, " I need to get some condoms." The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, " UH, what size?" The lady responded, " Hmmm, one that would fit a camel."

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. " You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. " No, no no!" said the man. " I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years! "

LOL.

Not rocket science. Most put 2+2 together and get 10.

Moan, complain, send as many e-mails you want, as long as you keep paying for complete and utter rubbish which most of the time it is they won't give a fuck.

LOL.

Lovely ass and tits but wasted on her. Both should be getting played with daily, something else should be getting played with daily too.

Houston Rockets.

Less tea drinking and more fucking. Under covers doesn't count either where I come from.