Two ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, " Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?"
The lady responded, " It's a condom."
The other lady said, " Where can you get one of those?"
She said, " Oh, just about any grocery or drug store."
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier and said, " I need to get some condoms."
The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, " UH, what size?"
The lady responded, " Hmmm, one that would fit a camel."