A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
" You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
" No, no no!" said the man. " I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I've been trying to do that for years! "
Moan, complain, send as many e-mails you want, as long as you keep paying for complete and utter rubbish which most of the time it is they won't give a fuck.