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  1. Scotsman84
    Never seen it, but not something I look for or want to see. But everyone has there thing.
  2. Scotsman84
    Have made a few just for the craick, but waste of time really if being honest. Hardly anyone uses forum and chats about much there, so not going to chat in club option. Only thing keeping this going is chatbox. Time for a pint
  3. Scotsman84
    Mine is Meat Feast
  4. Scotsman84
    Awrite @Dazzan good to see you are still with us. Haven't missed much, same shit different year. LOL
  5. Scotsman84
    1. Linda 2. Stesha 3. Nelly.
  6. Scotsman84
    No-one is perfect in life. But like a few on RLC has many talents but picking men isn't one of them. She should visit specsavers tho lol
  7. Scotsman84
    Good to see her back, hopefully she has killed and buried Lev somewhere. Let's Pray.
  8. Scotsman84
    They Wouldn't last 2 mins, and that is being nice.
  9. Scotsman84
    Too Long.
  10. Scotsman84
    Boy asks his new hot step mother, " What do you feed your baby? " Step mother: " Milk and orange juice. " Boy: " Which side is orange juice? "
  11. Scotsman84
    Anna is dirty, always has a hand between her legs my kinda girl
  12. Scotsman84
    Q. What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts? A. Silicon Valley. Q. Why did god give women boobs and nipples? A. To make suckers out of men! Q. What do you call the patch of hair between an old ladies tits? A. Her snatch.
  13. Scotsman84
    Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "? A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view. Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? A. A chestnut. Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. " Q. What did the bra say to the hat? A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift!
  14. Scotsman84
    1. Man On Fire 2. Die Hard 3. Enter The Dragon 4. The Warriors 5. Dumb & Dumber
  15. Scotsman84
    Yeah i know just having a laugh. Hiding and undercovers bollocks has been going on for years and moaning/complaining about it does fuck all. Sooner some of you get use to it the better.
  16. Scotsman84
    About time she got rid of that waste of space.
  17. Scotsman84
    Haven't been on either RLC or RLCF recently, find both are getting boring and waste of time. Seems a lot of the old school members have had enough too. Try and catch up when i can. Have Fun
  18. Scotsman84
    Nothing wrong with a good moan once in a while lol.
  19. Scotsman84
    Nicole Fair play. Say what you want about her, at least she has the balls to do anything.
  20. Scotsman84
    9/10 same shit different day. More chance of winning the lottery than seeing girls in B1 or B2 fucking anyone. lol
  21. Scotsman84

    Happy Friday Everyone. :) 

  22. Scotsman84
    Q. How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? A. Pull some strings. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch. Q. What does a 75yr old woman have between her breasts that a 25yr old doesn't? A. Her Navel. Q. What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A. A rabbi cuts them off, A priest sucks them off.
  23. Scotsman84
    Q. How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck? A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them. Q. What do you call a 90yr old man that can still masturbate? A. Miracle Whip. Q. What do you call an Afghan Virgin? A. Never bin laid on. Q. How do you get a nun pregnant? A. Dress her up as an alter boy. Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A. By becoming a ventriloquist.
  24. Scotsman84
    Is Jeka employed to fix cameras etc? Have seen him in few Apartments
  25. Scotsman84
    Yeah this is useful to people that have a clue about this shit. lol
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