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"It's about time I told you an important thing" I said to my 15 year old son. "What is it dad?" he asked. "You were adopted" I murmured. "That's impossible!" he exclaimed "We look the same". "Well" I replied "That's because we are fucking Chinese".

What is the difference between Russia and reality? Trump has connections with Russia.

SOME THOUGHTS ON GETTING OLDER
-I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

-Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? My sense of decency.

-I consider 'on trend' to be the clothes that still fit.

-Pulling n 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

-Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

-I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

-The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

-My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

-When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

-The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it".

-Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

-Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

-These days "on time" is when I get there.

-I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

-'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

-Even duct tape can't fix stupid. but it sure does muffle the sound.

-You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

-Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

-One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

-You're more likely to get cautioned by the doctor instead of by the police.

-Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

-One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

-'Getting lucky' means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

-I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

-When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

-Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me - I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

- Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

-I thought growing old would take longer.

-Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

-I still haven't learned to act my age.

-You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

-I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with the man in the front seat. The man is screaming and shouting. In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says " Calm down, it could be worse. Your wife, for example, was thrown out of the front windscreen and on to the road. " The man replies " Yeah! But did you see what she had in her fucking mouth?! "

An American and a Ukrainian infront of the urinals. The American pulls out his cock and says proudly to the Ukrainian: Buffalo Bill!
The Ukrainian pulls out three enormous cocks and says: Chernobyl! 
 
How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you?  You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth..
 
Little Miss Muffet,, wanked on her tuffet, with the dildo the size of her arm. Along came a nigger, with a cock much bigger. And did her some permanent harm.

Clean up isle 5..

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?" The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummelled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face". The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye? "Turns out we watch different movies". 

My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

SOME THOUGHTS ON GETTING OLDER
-I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

-Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? My sense of decency.

-I consider 'on trend' to be the clothes that still fit.

-Pulling n 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

-Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

-I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

-The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

-My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

-When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

-The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it".

-Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

-Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

-These days "on time" is when I get there.

-I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

-'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

-Even duct tape can't fix stupid. but it sure does muffle the sound.

-You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

-Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

-One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

-You're more likely to get cautioned by the doctor instead of by the police.

-Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

-One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

-'Getting lucky' means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

-I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

-When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

-Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me - I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

- Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

-I thought growing old would take longer.

-Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

-I still haven't learned to act my age.

-You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

-I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

SOME THOUGHTS ON GETTING OLDER
-I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

-Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? My sense of decency.

-I consider 'on trend' to be the clothes that still fit.

-Pulling n 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

-Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

-I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

-The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

-My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

-When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

-The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it".

-Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

-Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

-These days "on time" is when I get there.

-I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

-'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

-Even duct tape can't fix stupid. but it sure does muffle the sound.

-You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

-Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

-One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

-You're more likely to get cautioned by the doctor instead of by the police.

-Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

-One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

-'Getting lucky' means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

-I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

-When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

-Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me - I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

- Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

-I thought growing old would take longer.

-Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

-I still haven't learned to act my age.

-You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

-I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow. I said "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?" "What, in case I shit myself?" She replied with a laugh. "No". I said "In case your main chute doesn't open"

A guy was speeding down the road and got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper said "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The driver looked at the trooper and said "Do you see the woman sitting in the passenger seat?" The trooper said. "Yes". "That's my wife" the driver said to the trooper. "Do you see the woman sitting in the back seat?" The trooper said "Yes". "That's my mother in law. She lives with us. They just had a big spat and she said she was moving out. I'm trying to get them home before they make up!!" The trooper wrote him a warning and then gave him an escort home with lights flashing.

Really

I totally agree. As much as we bitch about rlc you do have to give them props for spending the money on quality equipment so we don't have to put up with the buffering every couple of minutes and shit quality of the video feeds.

I totally agree. As much as we bitch about rlc you do have to give them props for spending the money on quality equipment so we don't have to put up with the buffering every couple of minutes and shit quality of the video feeds.

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa".
The father asked "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do".
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mummy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma".
The next day the grandmother died. "Holy Moly, thought the father "this kid is in contact with the other side!"
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy".
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life". She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me this morning. My golf instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses. "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest. "No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward".

Really

I know that, but have you actually looked at the chatbox recently? And I mean really looked at the chatting, not just checking if it was still there and functioning? And looked at it say a year ago? I estimate the number of individual active chatters dropped about 75% since then. Back then you had to be quick to be able to read your own post without having to scroll up for it, and there were people on the chatbox 24/7. Now there are hours on end with no posts at all. What I believe are the reasons for that are in the post I referred to in my initial post here, and several users, myself included, expressed their concerns about the chatbox in numerous posts in the Anger Board.
No, the DMCA thing does not affect the chatbox, but the chatbox was pretty much allowed to kill itself in the last couple of months. RLCF had four assets:
The gallery: That's gone now. Any attempts of restoring that will put the whole website at risk again. You can't hide behind third party hosts, RLCF will still be publicly facilitating the exchange of copyrighted material. Google the "King Kong defense" and give the guys over at the PirateBay a call how that worked out for them. The chatbox: Not dead yet, but certainly not as alive and kicking as it once was. The forums: Dead since RLC started banning users who posted pictures. The most active threads have nothing to do with RLC, that are the Camarads and the VHTV threads, and a couple more that are just some random joking around. The messenger system: A lot goes on in there, but does that need to be on RLCF? All you need RLCF for is to meet people to have a PM conversation with, once the initial contact is made, you can move that conversation anywhere you like. The reason I brought up the chatbox is because you yourself asked to " share your comments, thoughts and ideas". If we're trying to fix things here, in my opinion we should at least make an effort to fix everything that is still fixable, not patch one thing up, go on our merry ways and in six months sit and wonder where it all went wrong.

http://www.orsm.us/v/update20170713/g20-protesters-play-a-friendly-game-of-tic-tac-toe-with-police.mp4#.WW8HO1E3XIW

Someone at that movie has had some fun.......