skippy Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 i thought i would start a topic so when we are bored and f*ck all is happening on rlc we can have a good laugh and share a few jokes with each other i know toolmaker123 likes to have a good laugh so add a funny joke ..jokes are to make us laugh not to upset any one so if any one is a fended by any of them tough shit lol i will start with a simple one lev why is there no Chinese names in the telephone directory ? there are to many wings and wongs some body could wing the wong number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicechumley455 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 hi nicechumley here what three words can kill a man ? answer in 24 hours from now any ideas ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaster Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 hi nicechumley here what three words can kill a man ? answer in 24 hours from now any ideas ? Is it in..... skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicechumley455 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 YA YOU GOT IT IS IT IN.... you win the prize ask skippy lol skippy and Blaster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaster Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 He was enlarging on the dangers of modern foods, and with a dramatic gesture he pointed a finger at a harassed-looking inoffensive listener: “What is it we all eat at some time or other, yet it’s the worst thing in the world for us? Do you know?†It appeared the little man did know, for he replied in a husky whisper: “Wedding Cake.â€â€”Cooper’s Store News. skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseacres1 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is it in..... hi nicechumley here what three words can kill a man ? answer in 24 hours from now any ideas ? Honey I'm home.... skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolmaker123 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is it in..... "Okay, I'm ready now; you can put the rest in " skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 lets see if anyone can get the answer to this if you think about it it speaks for it self who ever gets it sudmits another one how hi is a china man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until the Bill Withers. skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaster Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China? A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? A: Cha Ching! Q: How does every Chinese joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? A: It was Panda-monium. Q: What has 2 wings and a halo? A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo? skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BORN-TO-RIDE Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 lets see if anyone can get the answer to this if you think about it it speaks for it self who ever gets it sudmits another one how hi is a china man? HIS HE thats nice to know skippy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BORN-TO-RIDE Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a test and it is the best vodka that he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly." She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, that it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka that she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up. Finally, Friday night comes and the Russian tells his wife to grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka. She gets the glass but asks him "Boris, why do we only need one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle." Grungrass, Raja raju, skippy and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicechumley455 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 hi nicechumley this is for btr that was awsome funny joke ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy Posted May 31, 2016 Author Share Posted May 31, 2016 yes btr how hi is a china man ..and tong minge is a Chinese woman .. well done you can now drink from the Russian mans bottle lol enjoy your drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy Posted May 31, 2016 Author Share Posted May 31, 2016 did you here about the Chinese couple who had a black baby. they named it sum ting wong an Irish woman had twins.. her husband wanted to know who the other father was how do you get an irish woman pregnant the same way as any other woman lol paddy thought sherlock homes was a block of flats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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