Scotsman84 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Create an account to see this content! Chucky and Max 2017 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scotsman84 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Create an account to see this content! Max 2017 and Shadow V 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeusa Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" leon34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." delta10 and leon34 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." leon34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. leon34 and delta10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBBERMAN Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since she had had her last meal, she flew down and began to eat. She ate and ate. Finally, she decided she had eaten enough and tried to fly away. She had eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As she looked around wondering what to do, she spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. She climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once she got airborne, she would be able to take flight. Unfortunately she was wrong and she dropped like a rock, and smashed when she hit the floor. Dead!! ARE YOU READY FOR THE MORAL OF THE STORY? Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit. Max 2017 and Scotsman84 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Create an account to see this content! Shadow V, King Hamlet, Max 2017 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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