ShaKa ZuLu Forum VJ Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 American girl: “What do you do?”Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?” American: Asks you to buy a drinkUkrainian: Expects you to buy a drink American: Flip flops because they’re comfortableUkrainian: High heels because men like them American: 20 pounds overweightUkrainian: 5 pounds underweight American: Looking for a stable careerUkrainian: Looking for a stable husband American: Won’t shut upUkrainian: Won’t open up American: Hates makeupUkrainian: Qualified to be a makeup artist American: Fake attitudeUkrainian: Fake nails, eyelashes, and sometimes eyebrows American: Obsessed with celebritiesUkrainian: Obsessed with money American: Bang in three hoursUkrainian: Bang in three dates American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggetsUkrainian: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother American: Has bulky dimensions like an Australian rugby playerUkrainian: Has petite dimensions like a normal girl American: You have to trick her into having sexUkrainian: You have to logically convince her into having sex American: High self-esteem when beauty doesn’t warrant itUkrainian: Low self-esteem when beauty warrants it American: Pretends to be a porn star in bedUkrainian: Pretends to be a virgin in bed American: Complains there are no good menUkrainian: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers American: Grinds on every cock in the clubUkrainian: Does not grind American: Feels uncomfortable with silenceUkrainian: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter American: Treats you like a coworkerUkrainian: Treats you like the master of her life American: Relationship gets worse after first bangUkrainian: Relationship gets better after first bang American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the worldUkrainian: Never traveled and insecure about it American: Obsessed with AppleUkrainian: Obsessed with Apple American: I’m not getting laid tonight so neither will my friends, and neither will that guy over thereUkrainian: I’m not getting laid tonight American: Goes to supermarket in pajamasUkrainian: Goes to supermarket in mini skirt American: Brags about banging a black guy as proof she isn’t racistUkrainian: Does not tell anyone she banged a black guy American: Dresses like a bum even though she has moneyUkrainian: Dresses flashy even though she has no money American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilegeUkrainian: Sees men as a bridge to a better life American: Will believe anything you tell themUkrainian: Human lie detector American: Pretend she’s strong and independentUkrainian: Knows she’s fragile and weak American: Brags about dating multiple guys at the same timeUkrainian: Brags about gifts that rich men bought her American: Thinks lawyer are boringUkrainian: Thinks lawyers are accomplished men worthy of marriage American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from menUkrainian: Goes out only once a month because she can’t afford it American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happyUkrainian: Things marriage is essential to being happy American: Fucks a guy who can make her vagina wetUkrainian: Fucks a guy who can improve her life in some way American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic anglesUkrainian: Expert at posing sexy for photos in ugly park American: Ideal man has to be witty, spontaneous, and interesting, with stand-up comedian level of humorUkrainian: Doesn’t care about a man’s personality as long as he has money HungDaddy, oldgit, PeterGrey and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HungDaddy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Quote Some of these are kind of harsh for the Ukrainian woman, most are very true.....it's a tough world for Ukrainian women, they are not pampered like American women......Ukrainian women have a realistic view of life and just want a good man who will take care of her and provide a adequate lifestyle ..... American women want a dreamboat party ballroom dancing rich lavish spending man who is wealthy and will put up with her snobbishness, self centered attitude, and vengefulness antics !!! A Ukrainian woman just wants a good, loving, man who will treat her right the rest of her life....and she will in return, faithfully fuck her man to death !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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