Scotsman84 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "? A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view. Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? A. A chestnut. Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. " Q. What did the bra say to the hat? A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift! Sketch, Danny, Chucky and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 Q. What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts? A. Silicon Valley. Q. Why did god give women boobs and nipples? A. To make suckers out of men! Q. What do you call the patch of hair between an old ladies tits? A. Her snatch. CowArt, Sketch, Danny and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted August 13, 2017 Author Share Posted August 13, 2017 Boy asks his new hot step mother, " What do you feed your baby? " Step mother: " Milk and orange juice. " Boy: " Which side is orange juice? " Danny, Chucky and One Eyed Willie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 If there was a saggy boob competition my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she would wipe the floor with them. Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 36c. Chucky, Sketch, Danny and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Boobs are like women. Some are big, some are small. Some are fake and some are real. But we'd touch em' all My wife was so happy to hear how much I gave to Charity........ until she found out Charity works at Hooters Wanna know what Slut stands for...... Sexy, Large, Unforgettable, Tits Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat Sketch, One Eyed Willie and Johnny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets? A: BOO bees. Q: Why are redheads flat chested? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 A blonde was walking down the street. A policeman was walking the opposite way. "Hmmmmm", he wondered, "it looks as if that lady's breast is hanging out her shirt." As he got closer, he realised it was. He approached her and said, "Ma'am, do you understand your right breast is hanging out of your shirt?" She replied, "Oh shit. I left the baby on the bus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 That awkward moment when your reading a girls shirt and it looks like your staring at her boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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