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Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "?

A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view.


Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?

A. A chestnut.


Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. "


Q. What did the bra say to the hat?

A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift!

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Boobs are like women. Some are big, some are small. Some are fake and some are real. But we'd touch em' all


My wife was so happy to hear how much I gave to Charity........ until she found out Charity works at Hooters


Wanna know what Slut stands for...... Sexy, Large, Unforgettable, Tits


Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat

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A blonde was walking down the street. 

A policeman was walking the opposite way. "Hmmmmm", he wondered, "it looks as if that lady's breast is hanging out her shirt."

As he got closer, he realised it was. He approached her and said, "Ma'am, do you understand your right breast is hanging out of your shirt?"

She replied, "Oh shit. I left the baby on the bus!" 

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