Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: NO Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me.. I said, you look Fat in those pants. Lisa and Zander 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Mom stop you are not funny. You never make jokes. I made You.. Chucky and Zander 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Gay? I'm straighter than that pole your mom dances on. Chucky, Zander and Danny 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one. I can't help imagining how much better the world would be if your dad had just pulled out. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Don't have me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 You're so fake, Barbie is jealous. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I'd give you a nasty look, but you already have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Sorry him, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicechumley455 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 hi there nicechumley here my quote...hey the part of you was scraped off a whore house wall. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 "You fail" So did your dad's condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 "Better at sex than anyone? Now all you need is a partner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Don't you need a licence to be that ugly? You are living proof that man can live without a brain! Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? Were you born on a highway? That is where most accidents happen. I was hoping for a battle of wits, but would be wrong to attack someone that is unarmed. You'll never be the man your mom is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow V Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 On 04/10/2017 at 11:28 PM, Lisa said: Sorry, I can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke. Love this one Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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