Yo Momma Jokes.

[Scorpio 22]

Yo momma is so poor, my jack-o'-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo momma is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Yo momma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

Yo momma is like a bus, she's big, she stinks of piss and it's only a dollar to ride.