Scorpio 22 Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Yo momma is so poor, my jack-o'-lantern gets better dental work then she does. Yo momma is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her. Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy. Yo momma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it. Yo momma is like a bus, she's big, she stinks of piss and it's only a dollar to ride. Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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