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I've sure gotten old!
 I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
 I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
 Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
 Have lost all my friends.
 But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

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