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Chucky Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and asked him, "Little Johnny, how would you want your wife to be like". and he answered, "Like the moon". And the teacher replied, "That's such a beautiful answer, because its calm and peaceful?". And Little Johnny said, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning". Rudi, Scorpio 22, WhySoSerious? and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said, "You know we have been good about our diet, lets have a cheat night tonight". The wife came home with KFC and Wendys. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office. My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a penis on it. What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury. Scorpio 22, Scotsman84, Sketch and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 We've done a survey on how people walk home from the pub. The results are staggering. Rudi, delta10 and Sketch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you?" "I was with Jessica". He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were studying". After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely". Dad replies "Wash your hands son - they're doughnuts!" Scorpio 22, Scotsman84, delta10 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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