1 hour ago, box_hunter said:

I don't know how the restaurant couldn't do that themselves.  Not hard??  Oh hang on everyone is young and don't know how to use tools. 

That's what I was assuming would have happened until the clip got further and the Fire Department had to take care of it.  

Hopefully the Fire Department sent the Bill for the Nuisances Call to the Restaurant.  Stupidity Calls should not be at the expense of the Taxpayer.

On 11/30/2019 at 12:24 PM, Scotsman84 said:

@Alittle which one are you on?

neither cuz my name is not on any of the lists.

"Not all but a few!!! LOL!!!

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years. He recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook tea with the other, dust with one foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her ass. Shes a swiss army wife.

I said to my doctor "I've badly bruised my penis in a surfing accident". He said "Did you fall off your board?" I said "No, I slammed the laptop shut when the wife walked in"

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done".

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex". Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that".

TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE.

OOHHH, that feels so good!!!LOL

My girlfriend says there is nothing wrong with having a small penis... but would be great if she didn't have one at all though.

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.

The cashier asks "Do you have a dog sir?" "Yes, it's at home" replies the man. "To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy" says the cashier.

Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter.

"Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier. "Yes I do, it's at home" says the man. "Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food" says the cashier.

The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. He has a brown paper bag in his hand.

"Here" he says to the cashier "put your hand in here". The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag. "It is all soft and warm" she says. "Yes, that's right" says the man "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper".