box_hunter Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. Preosllnay I tinhk its cmolpete nenosnese...... Scotsman84, Johnny and delta10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Two guys are sitting in a bar. One looks over at the other and asks how his sex life is going. The second guy looks at him blankly for a moment and replies" Eh, I'm having social security sex". His buddy looked puzzled for a minute then finally asks "What the hell is social security sex?" "Yeah well I get a little every month but its not enough to live on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it's in a bottle of ethanol. He then asks his students if it will dissolve. A student raised his hand to answer. Student: 'No, it most definitely will not dissolve, sir.' Teacher: 'Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?' Student: 'You're so cheap, there's no way you would've sacrificed that $20!!' Scotsman84 and delta10 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
box_hunter Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 A strange woman looked through my window this morning and saw me watching porn and masturbating furiously. Thankfully after about ten seconds of shocked embarrassing silence the lights turned green. Johnny, Wazzer and Scotsman84 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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