box_hunter Posted August 12, 2019 Posted August 12, 2019 A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A beer please, and one for the road".
box_hunter Posted August 12, 2019 Posted August 12, 2019 You want a miracle? I'll give you a miracle. According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine. A country where people are named Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc. And yet He managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Matthew, Andrew and Simon... who all drank wine! Now that's what I call a bloody miracle! Scorpio 22, Scotsman84 and Johnny 3
Scorpio 22 Posted August 13, 2019 Posted August 13, 2019 A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an African-American woman. In his defence, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker. Johnny, RUBBERMAN and Scotsman84 3
Scorpio 22 Posted August 13, 2019 Posted August 13, 2019 You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, let's run upstairs and make love," and your answer, "I can't do both." RUBBERMAN 1
RUBBERMAN Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 Create an account to see this content! Johnny 1
RUBBERMAN Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 Create an account to see this content! Johnny 1
Scotsman84 Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 On 8/14/2019 at 9:14 AM, RUBBERMAN said: Create an account to see this content! Expand Only thing he's lifting is burgers and pints. LOL Johnny 1
Scotsman84 Posted August 14, 2019 Posted August 14, 2019 Create an account to see this content! Johnny 1
dougiestyle4u Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 What do you call a lesbian who sucks real cock? A cocksucker.
dougiestyle4u Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 Knock Knock Who's there? RLC RLC who? EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! Johnny 1
Johnny Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 On 8/3/2019 at 7:09 PM, Scotsman84 said: Create an account to see this content! Expand Every generation is just as bad as each other.
Johnny Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 On 8/15/2019 at 1:14 AM, dougiestyle4u said: Knock Knock Who's there? RLC RLC who? EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! Expand Queen Leora is back and saved them. lol Scotsman84 1
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