Johnny Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 A burger short of a combo meal Has an IQ of room temperature Driveway doesn't quite reach the road Receiver is off the hook If you gave them a penny for their thoughts, you'd get change Scotsman84, Wazzer, Sketch and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Has a mind like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool. Not exactly running on all thrusters. The hard drive is spinning, but the OS hasn't been installed. A few boats short of a fleet. Was hiding behind the door when brains were given out. Scorpio 22, Johnny, Flume and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Fell out the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down A couple of bananas short of a bunch Not the roundest cheerio in the bowl Like a bungalow, no upstairs Couldn't hit the floor if he/she fell on it Flume, Scotsman84, Johnny and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Missing a few buttons on their remote control. A tire short of an eighteen wheeler. Doesn't know whether to scratch their watch or wind their butt. As sharp as a pound of wet liver. Has some lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps. Sketch, delta10, Johnny and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberleader Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 dont stand there looking like one oclock half struck Flume and Scorpio 22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 Engine is running, but no-one behind the wheel The full quid, but it's all small change Not running on all cylinders Couldn't hit a target with an atomic bomb If he/she had a brain they would be dangerous Flume, Sketch, Wazzer and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flume Posted August 3, 2019 Author Share Posted August 3, 2019 A few peas short of a casserole. Several nuts short of a full pouch Their sewing machine is out of thread. An open book but the pages are blank Scorpio 22, Scotsman84 and Wazzer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Doesn't know his arse from his elbow Couldn't find the sky with a telescope Slower than a slug on a salt lick The lantern's lit, but doesn't burn very bright Flume and Wazzer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Batteries not included Like a bungalow, no upstairs A few sheep short in the top paddock Their banjo is short a few strings Slow as a slug on dope Wazzer, Vaz and Flume 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 If their brain was on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a pea rolling down a four-lane highway About as intelligent as a brick wall Scorpio 22, Flume and Wazzer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flume Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 Comes from the shallow end of the gene pool. Their dipstick doesn't reach the oil. One slice shy of a loaf. Not the crunchiest chip in the bag. Scorpio 22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flume Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 Doesn't have both oars in the water. Missing a spark plug. Is a lost ball in high weeds. The bicycle works, but the training wheels wobble. Scorpio 22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhySoSerious? Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 A few gallons short of a full tank Doesn't have all the dots on their dice Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt If stupid was a talent, they would be considered gifted RUBBERMAN, Scorpio 22 and Flume 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaz Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 A few trucks short of a convoy About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory Body by God, Brain by Mattel Got a mind like a steel trap... Rusted shut Like a pair of children's scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp Flume, RUBBERMAN and Scorpio 22 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flume Posted November 12, 2019 Author Share Posted November 12, 2019 One tit short of an udder. Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box. On/off switch is stuck in off position. Million dollar body and a two dollar engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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