July 16, 20196 yr A burger short of a combo meal Has an IQ of room temperature Driveway doesn't quite reach the road Receiver is off the hook If you gave them a penny for their thoughts, you'd get change
July 16, 20196 yr Has a mind like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool. Not exactly running on all thrusters. The hard drive is spinning, but the OS hasn't been installed. A few boats short of a fleet. Was hiding behind the door when brains were given out.
July 17, 20196 yr Fell out the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down A couple of bananas short of a bunch Not the roundest cheerio in the bowl Like a bungalow, no upstairs Couldn't hit the floor if he/she fell on it
July 21, 20196 yr Missing a few buttons on their remote control. A tire short of an eighteen wheeler. Doesn't know whether to scratch their watch or wind their butt. As sharp as a pound of wet liver. Has some lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps.
July 28, 20196 yr Engine is running, but no-one behind the wheel The full quid, but it's all small change Not running on all cylinders Couldn't hit a target with an atomic bomb If he/she had a brain they would be dangerous
August 3, 20196 yr Author A few peas short of a casserole. Several nuts short of a full pouch Their sewing machine is out of thread. An open book but the pages are blank
August 10, 20196 yr Doesn't know his arse from his elbow Couldn't find the sky with a telescope Slower than a slug on a salt lick The lantern's lit, but doesn't burn very bright
August 22, 20196 yr Batteries not included Like a bungalow, no upstairs A few sheep short in the top paddock Their banjo is short a few strings Slow as a slug on dope
August 23, 20196 yr If their brain was on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a pea rolling down a four-lane highway About as intelligent as a brick wall
August 26, 20196 yr Author Comes from the shallow end of the gene pool. Their dipstick doesn't reach the oil. One slice shy of a loaf. Not the crunchiest chip in the bag.
October 10, 20196 yr Author Doesn't have both oars in the water. Missing a spark plug. Is a lost ball in high weeds. The bicycle works, but the training wheels wobble.
November 10, 20196 yr A few gallons short of a full tank Doesn't have all the dots on their dice Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt If stupid was a talent, they would be considered gifted
November 11, 20196 yr A few trucks short of a convoy About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory Body by God, Brain by Mattel Got a mind like a steel trap... Rusted shut Like a pair of children's scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp
November 12, 20196 yr Author One tit short of an udder. Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box. On/off switch is stuck in off position. Million dollar body and a two dollar engine.
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