Plank

The Dept. of Names are really taking the piss now aren't they. In case you have no idea, let me elucidate. 👨‍🎓 These colourful bundles of joy are 'Tinky Winky', 'Dipsy', 'LaLa' & 'Po'. They are characters from the UK's BBC Children's TV show Teletubbies. I am disappointed that there is no representation for my favourite, 'Noo Noo'. *Plank starts to bang head on wall repeatedly.

What the hell is this new Rank stuff? Not that I give a shit because post counts don't enlarge your penis ! 💪 But seriously, a member of this forum since 2015,2.3k posts,5 shiny badges and ranked a Newbie? What a load of Bollocks! ❌

Once again I am having serious doubts about my continued membership of VHtv. There is very little that grabs my attention these days. For me there is not one apartment that I want watch to or look forward to watching to see what has happened. Not including the apartments that are offline,and adding 0.5 apartments that half interest me,my score is a generous 7/32. Ok maybe I'm looking through rose-tinted glasses back to a time when VHtv had stellar talent,but this is crap. The quality of the new crop of tenants (and their friends) is piss poor. Unattractive women,I know it's different strokes for different folks but seriously, would you? I thought not. Some of the women have had, or do have mental health issues,you can see the self harm scars if you look close enough. Two of the more attractive women, Stephanie & her blonde friend, we are not allowed to post about? Unimaginative,no parties of the standard we used to have, yeah Covid might have dented some of that, but body painting & twister is rlc lame assed territory,not VHtv's usual fare. The tenants are lazy,sleep most of the time,watch their phones,even in the middle of sex? Some can't be bothered to tidy up their apartments & some have dubious self care & personal hygiene. Their daily routines & efforts to entertain us are repetitive,predictable and downright dull. I wonder how many subscribers need to walk away before VHtv sit up & take notice of their customers?

Romantic evening with Man-friend,with a few rounds thrown in. Next morning,I wonder what he wants to eat for breakfast? Brunch round 2. Keeping herself warmed-up waiting for man-friend to return.

Looks like she has made herself at home. The other girl we have seen before,friend of Alisa's etc. Serg is there, Theresa is not. Let the speculation begin.

Visitors day. This one turns up and the mood lifts as usual. Bonya recognises the voice. Hi Mel ! You look well,did you miss us? Not even a little bit?

And when the grown up's are out,the kids start to play.

Called it. She's artistic,paints,plays guitar,has got some nice dance moves and the rest is obvious.

She cums and she goes, yet nobody knows. Just who is The Masked Masturbator!

I'm in, just say when. Trouble is I might not return.

Any chance the 'Need a laugh when rlc is dead' threads can be moved out of the Suggestions/Feedback section? It would be nice to see fresh Suggestions comments rather than miscellaneous stuff. Move the 'Need a laugh...' stuff to a stand alone page or lump it in with World Outside. Thanks.

Looks like there is a purge going on,& judging by some of the behaviour of other apartments, it looks like other may have been warned,shape up or else. Elaine - (09/24/20 - 06/10/21) Never been a fan,I suppose only of interest if you're into watching bdsm. Moana & Balu - (04/16/21 - 06/10/21) Nothing to see here,move along. Joanna & Jericho - (12/25/20 - 06/06/21) Surprised, they had some great evenings & she was very nice to look at. Kamilla & Ilyas - (03/25/21 - 06/01/21) Young couple,never really seemed comfortable. Dayana - (01/30/20 - 05/13/21) Distraught that I won't see the very lovely Princess Alice again. I'll be ok,I will deal with it in my own way by smashing stuff.

He is a lucky sod,isn't he?

It looks like they are packing? I hope this horny guest, sex on a stick, gets to stay! 😛

She has got some new outfits,he approves. Hi there! Change.

I don't know about you,but I find these massage sessions very therapeutic.

Who said,'we're the sad ones'? I'm not sad I'm a perv and proud of it. The sad thing a bout the incoming rant is that the members of this forum that need to read it & take heed,probably won't read it. I've always viewed VHtv,rlc (in the good 'ole days), and this forum as light entertainment. And yes there have been times that I was up to date with what was going on. But if I ever speculated about what was happening I have usually stated,'it's pure speculation but...' Or on the lines of,'pure speculation on my part',or that I am stating my opinion. I never claim it's fact when it isn't. I also don't feel the need to know every detail of the tenants lives,to be honest I don't want to know. Let's face it some of them are sketchy at best. I am not bothered which club/bar they go to, I don't care where they get pizza etc. Although I have concerns that some of the tenants,such as Helena & Christopher, Demi & Ashton,have no idea how to cook or how a kitchen works. In fact it has become a daily fun game for me. 'What take-away did they have today!' I'm sure that will be coming to a tv screen near you soon,hosted by some vapid fake tanned washed up twat from a reality show. But I digress, back to the rant. Even if I know that Janet & John live 15 minutes away from Noddy, I'm not going to lose my shit if they leave Noddy's & haven't returned for over 45 minutes. I'm not going to speculate where they were,where they have been,who were they with.Did John take Jane up the alley behind the cinema etc. But trying to locate & find out information about the tenants lives outside of 'the project' is seriously sad. In fact downright weird! There have always been fixed rules about that sort of behaviour on this forum that would have got you warned and/or banned if you broke them. I don't see what has changed other than there are no Mods to enforce those rules. Years ago it was suggested that I be made into a Mod,it's a fucking good job it didn't happen. There would be a few members missing by now. It's ok to have the view that we are adults and should be able to police ourselves,but that is not happening. It's about the members personal responsibility not to post potentially dangerous details of the tenants private lives & put them at risk. You are out of order, but you refuse to see it or accept that you have a problem! You are turning people off from joining/participating in this forum. You are not a true reflection of whatever is left of this forums members It's time for some of our overly Barca obsessed members to give their heads a wobble. What is the next step? Do we come out swinging & start naming & shaming? Enough with this bullshit! 🤬

Surprised there isn't a downloadable excel spreadsheet & a flow chart.......Ok,ok I'm going! 🤮

Well that sort of explains it,thanks mate.Shame I've got some great pics of her from yesterday,full make-up,short checked skirt,black fishnet stockings. Ah well,I enjoyed it. 😜 So I assume we can't post pics that have been censored,like this? Example,not Stephanie. But it does make you wonder that if she is being stalked,why would she stay on the site and put herself in the spotlight? Are we sure it's not one of the Barca fanboys that has gone rouge? 🤣

Re above pic. They slept on the floor because Kataleya was in their bed,no idea why? Don't know why the wouldn't utilise the Guest room sofa. Or is that reserved for the guy who does the gay cam shows in there? And despite the nice event of a few nights ago Marta's apartment is gone?