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Sorry dougie, I did not realise that you were hard of reading. Here is something you can print out and colour-in if you want to. You must supply your own crayons,pencils or paint. (Credit to the artist, Asteltainn at deviantart.com )

A quick update,do try to keep up I will be setting a test later. Mona has returned, she had a new housemate called Stella. The chunky fella who is staying at Tver with Lisa & Nick came to visit Stella. He got a massage with a happy ending. The next day her got a massage from Mona,no happy ending, Mona has standards! Lisa & Nick have been having same room sex sessions with Jackie & Phil at Tula. Ivo & Sonia have been having same room sex sessions with Iris & Lex at GreenWood. Inna of Dubna is away,leaving Gregg a spare part between Marna & Andy. ( Update: Inna has returned.) Stella has left the building. Today Mona got a new housemate, Kelly ! (haven't we seen her somewhere before?,just me then?) Kelly wandered around on her own,had a snooze and waited for Mona to get home. Mona got home and met Kelly, within 5 minutes Mona was naked ! Phwooooaaarrr! Judging by Kelly's furtive looks at Mona's body, I think she likes what she see's, I know I do! Within moments Kelly has changed into something more comfortable, she is sitting close to Mona, with her boob casually falling out,still eye-ing her up. Few moments later Mona is in th kitchen,Kelly is touching Mona's hair. Kelly gets changed again into the Mona uniform of nothing but pants,dayyyuuummm! They both do a mini stretching session Things are looking good...very good at Volga!

Realm 8 and Realm 2 share the Yard. What's not to like about three girls playing around the pool? Two of the boys brought over a bed base which the girls are using to sun-bathe,topless at times! The bad news is that it is too far away from the cam to get a good pic. Lets hope for a long hot summer!

Re Anna & Alex's sex parties. I used to be intrigued by these almost weekly events,to see what would happen etc. But recently I have been repulsed by them. They usually involve the same people, A & A, Dean (the guy in the pink shirt) his girlfriend Candy. And/or Rex (brute with the tattoo's) and his partner Dana. They have done pretty much everything with each other but to me some of it is becoming abusive. Rex likes to slap Dana, and I don't mean a light playful slap on the arse but a real whack and he slaps her across the face,hard. I think she will go along with whatever he says because she is frightened of him. The other night Dana ended up doing a DP with Rex & Dean,I bet it wasn't her idea. Dean's girlfriend Candy has needed some encouragement over the weeks, and Dean has been trying his hardest to get any of the other guys to entertain her so he can get his hands on Dana or Anna. The other night Candy was asleep but that didn't stop Dean removing her pants and inviting Alex to have a good look. Bit scummy I thought. A & A and R & D are becoming a little too fond of the S & M, bondage stuff for my tastes. The other week Anna & Dana were tied to T-bars & blind folded, the slaps and stuff started happening,Alex & Rex started fking the girls whilst watching some horribly violent 'rape- fantasy' video involving 1 girl & half a dozen guys,not pleasant stuff. I stopped watching the stream. I'm not sure where all this is going,and I'm not sure I want to find out,or witness it?

However, judging by the session M & S had in the early hours in the living room, she is feeling a lot better!

So Asshole & Girlfriend are back at C & J's. Chloe gets to grips with situation X 2. And Girlfriend has some injuries that she didn't have last night. No doubt she walked into a door,fell down the stairs, 'I'm so clumsy...' etc. Until the next time.

She is ill,was a day before the guests got there.

I prefer the term connoisseur.

Part 2, The Bad & the Ugly. (see dougiestyle's comments above) So V H have two new apartments. Teya,Eva & Mark who I have not seen yet. And Chloe & James. Last night/early this morning depending on where you are, Chloe & James had a couple over, playing strip cards of some sort & drinking steadily. Everything was fine, other than the female guest cheating when she lost a hand and didn't remove her bra, damn it ! James lost the game and was naked at the end. They all seemed to be packing up for the night and sorting out who was sleeping where in their tiny apartment. I don't know where their friends went to, but Chloe & James decided to have sex there & then. Just as they finished,the male guest walks back into the room trying to find various bits of his personal property. He then starts shouting the odds at C & J, his 'girl-friend' comes into the room and all hell kicks off. He's getting physical with her,she's slapping him hard across the face,and this went on for a while getting louder & more physical. C&J weren't getting involved. Until, out of camera shot,you could hear the girl-friend screaming. Chloe ran to her aid, she return to the room visibly upset & said something to James along the lines of, 'have a word', or 'get him out of here' etc. I don't know how it resolved because by that point I'd had enough of what was a nice evening ruined by an asshole who can't handle his booze. This morning the asshole is still there, the girlfriend is not, and if she has any sense she will stay away from this asshole!

This post is entitled,The Good, the Bad & the Ugly. Part 1, The Good. Question: What is better than a couple playing a game of GTA V together? Answer: When Layla is playing with you,while you are playing GTA V. This all escalated quickly,and when they had finished their adult games, they went back to GTA V. You gotta love this couple!

Still no sign of Mona who is away at a dance contest and I don't know if she will be coming back? I dropped in earlier to see if she was back and found most of the V V Men there, Ivo,Nick,Phil & Lex had all arrived at Volga, along with a heavy set beardy bloke, a milf & an older woman who looked like management?. They spent a while looking around the place,seemed overly concerned about the lighting? They spent about half an hour there, they switched off the lights and left. It would be a shame to lose Mona, gorgeous girl and fun from what I've seen. But V V have an empty apartment at the moment which they need to do something about.

Just in time for Yoga. Nowhere near Jessica's level, but everyone's gotta start somewhere.

Delivery Ninja.

Oh goodie! I can hardly wait for all the negative comments to start about Masha & how useless Sasha is. But all those making the negative comments will be glued to it all for hours! Whooppeee!

She is the Cleaning Ninja !

Re my post above about Mona, V V have posted a bull-shit poll on their Twitter page. Maybe if Mona had some other housemates to talk to,engage with,have fun with etc,she wouldn't be out of the apartment so much. Maybe the subscribers need to stop complaining about Mona & start complaining at V V management for bringing in Nina & Bobby who were not liked from their previous role as guests at Tver. And little Anna who was a fish out of water. I said on Mona's first day that she looked like a dancer,and she is at a contest enjoying what she is obviously passionate about. Other V V tenants get to go on holiday,visit parents etc, but Mona can't go to a dance contest,what a crock. She's really going to want to leave the contest & return to a boring, empty apartment now isn't she? What a shitty way to treat the girl. I hope she tells them to shove it where the sun don't shine. On camera !

Is it something like James Bond 007? Agent 69, license to perv? This keeps coming up in the Chatbox,so I just wondered? Years ago I remember that there was a problem with newbies arriving and wanting access to the Gallery & asking all sorts of odd questions. I know the Mods felt that these might be spies sent out by RLC to infiltrate our ranks. But at that time there was a 'gentleman's agreement' between them and our old boss BTR that allowed stuff to be posted to the Gallery, within reason. But since BTR left us we have seen the watermarks come in and a general clamp down by rlc on anyone posting anything anywhere, also resulting in members being banned. This has had an adverse effect on our Gallery. So it can't be that, because it's been going on for a while now? Is an rlc agent something like an Estate/Property Agent a Representative of some sort? Here to sell their site to us,encourage membership etc, probably not because they don't seem to like any form of customer feedback or suggestion. (see above) I am confused because it keeps coming up in the Chatbox when certain members want to talk about one subject and others don't. If you try and change the subject or challenge a viewpoint a phrase get's used along these lines, 'are you an rlc agent?', 'you are an agent of rlc'? etc etc Obviously sent here to run a covert mission of subterfuge,to throw people off the real story/issue etc. I wonder if the ones accusing people of being rlc agents are in fact double agents, claiming that they are on our side,when really they are agents, sent by dark forces to confuse,undermine,run-static etc. Oh it's becoming clear to me now,let me hypothesise. A tactic that could be used by the double agent is to bombard the chat with a fake story until it becomes folklore, and then denounce anyone who questions that story. Brilliant! For example,Fred & Ginger are a couple,Janet & John are another couple,so make up a story that Fred was seen having a liaison with Janet.Drip feed that story into the general population of the Chatbox. Give the story details even though it didn't happen, you didn't see it, you have no pictorial or video evidence of it & more importantly, make sure that no-one else saw it. If the story is repeated many,many,many times it will become fact. (internet laws see Trump,fake news,CNN etc etc) This is where the double agent lures us into a trap. If anyone should challenge this story the double agent can be outraged that his superior intellect has been insulted by you the pleb,and obviously you are too stupid to understand the story in the first place. Then the double agent will indignantly state that it's not his place to provide evidence of this story, and will then log out in a huff, thereby not having to provide any evidence,a win-win. And should anyone suggest that this can't of happened because Fred & John might be brothers, or that Ginger & Janet might be sister's, (or whatever combination),the double agent can then play the Incest card. The double agent issues accusations that the person( pleb) that suggested this are into Incest, or have a closeted interest in incest. This will enrage the pleb enough that they will respond aggressively, because they are a pleb and don't know no any better. The double agent now becomes the injured party and gets to log out in a huff again, another win-win. For this to work successfully the agent needs to make sure that there are no Mods or Admin in the Chatbox in case they decide to intervene, thereby blowing the agents cover. If anyone has any other theories on this subject,or has been affected by any part of this post, do feel free to join in, it is a forum after all, and we like to hear divergent viewpoints. If anyone is so bent out of shape that they need a safe space or counseling, do not hesitate to contact me by PM in the strictest confidence. Have a Nice Day

It's not just me then? Thanks to owlturd.com

I am getting a little concerned for the well being of the lovely Mona at Volga. All on her own whilst the rest of the V V crews are all having.... fun times. No news on if/when there will be any replacements for Nina & Bobbi & Anna. I have no doubt she probably has a friends & interests outside the project, but I think she's trying to put a brave face on it, wanders around nude sometimes,does some dance moves just to keep the punters interested,but it can't be much fun.

Of course the argument will be, these are young women on vacation, so they will have gone out to explore the beautiful historic city of Barca and will no doubt be enjoying the fantastic night-life,as you would on holiday. I absolutely agree with you, treating the customers with contempt!

I had a look,the living room cam wouldn't load, kitchen cam worked. 4? girls in an apartment in Brazil? Had a look at their site as well. Looks like it's a well set up Premium rate service, got it's own Twitter page and is linked with CameraHot, yet another cam-girl site. Not for me.

I think the opportunity was there but he missed it. He was sat at the kitchen counter watching the laptop, cute girlfriend was getting a little frisky,he didn't take the hint & gestured as if to say, ' I'm watching this...' She shot him a filthy look got changed and went to bed. I don't think he could see Layla & Eric and he was wearing headphones, although they were being very quiet. At one point the girlfriend got up, a bit of moody and closed the laptop and tried to get him to go to bed, he opened it again and carried on watching music videos. Eric & Layla carried on what they were doing....for a while.

So Eric & Layla's friends came over again,this time the cute girl friend was a lot more daring than she usually is,normally she wears a track suit. Nice evening had by all,the girl friend didn't look bothered when Eric started to get a little lewd with Layla. Meanwhile her boyfriend was more interested in watching video's, although she did drop enough hints. Eventually everyone started settling down for the night,except the boy friend who carried on watching the laptop. The girl friend was getting frustrated by him & went to sleep. Meanwhile Eric & Layla had a very nice session of quiet,discreet,'let's pretend we're asleep' sex only feet away from the oblivious video-boy.

I'm afraid that it does not matter a damn if you request any sort of evidence. They haven't got any. It's just their skewed viewpoint and if you try to offer a counter viewpoint that is when certain individuals get nasty. A while ago I asked one member about a particular incident that was a hot topic, I was being friendly and reasonable and stated that no-one had any evidence of the incident & that until any of us saw any pics of the incident it was mere speculation. That's when he got nasty & stated that, 'it's not his job to provide evidence', he then went on to accuse me all manner of things all of them bizarre and untrue? Has he apologised for his outburst, hell no, it's over a year now, I'm not holding my breath, he's not man enough. Some people do not understand the term 'debate' anymore, maybe it;s the fault of too much 24hr TV & Radio news & confrontational reality TV, where the accepted norm is to 'shout-down' the opposition instead of listening to different views, and meeting on common ground. I'm a patient ,reasonable guy, I am prepared to listen to anyone's viewpoint on any subject, but I have given up, it just makes me angry & there's enough in the world to be angry about already without the pathetic behaviour of certain people on RLCF. Who get away with it time after time. For example, in the Chatbox we've had one member polluting the mind of a 'newbie' with their brand of bullshit and no-one is challenging it. I was going to wade in but as I said above, I can't be bothered anymore,no point,futile & waste of my time.

One of those days?