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I posted this in the Frustrations/Anger section yesterday. And I stand by it. (This message is endorsed by wood based structural flooring)

I have posted this here because I can't put it in the Fan page because the post's are supposed to be of a positive nature. So you want us to remain positive about Efim. Good luck with that! Ok you could argue that he f***ed up, we are all human,and he deserves a second chance. Not in my book. RLC have turned a blind eye to his domestic violence, an assault on a woman. Let me give you a clue RLC because you are obviously hard of thinking. We like Anabel she is cute as..., but he is an asshole. It's not that long ago that his behaviour caused an ugly scene at N & B's with some of their guests, and they are his friends? We will be watching closely RLC, and god help you if anything untoward happens to that girl.

Why do I have the feeling that I have seen her somewhere before?

What about we write our own version of the traditional Yuletide song? This is off the top of my head so who knows where it will go? On the first day of Christmas RLC brought to me, A useless Kitty and Smith. Get the idea, join in or amend and let's see if we can't get a version that lyrically scans and all that! Go On then....think! 12 different girls in Barca1 11 different girls in Barca2 10 apartments worth watching 9 (nein) captures verbotten 8 Effim so much 7 apartments in standard 6 of them are hopeless 5 why do we watch this at all? 4 some at Masha's 3 some at Kira's 2 babes called K & K 1 And a useless Kitty & Smith

Thanks for the responses chaps! But I think it says it all, 3 replies in a membership of how many?

Good idea mate. What about...... Best Performers Worst Performers Most Missed (the re-turner prize?) Best New Tenant (s) Best (sexiest) dressed. Worst Dressed ( bag lady award) The Award for Outstanding Contribution to the world of Sleaze. May I suggest the vote might have to be done in a poll form or via PM's so that there is no underhand shenanigan's. And can we have an awards evening when we can all dress up,I've got this sexy sparkly dress that I have been saving for a special occasion.

A little bit of afternoon delight, entitled,'having your cake & eating it.'

According to the menu, C&S are on vacation until 11th December,so it looks like SugarBonnie is house-dog & cat sitting!

Other than the 'hot' topics we can view on the Home page, (I wish they would get rid of the t-shirt girl) I have just noticed a sad situation as far as this forum goes. A year or so ago ( for the benefit of anyone under 30, 'back in the day y'awll....innit? ) you had to go through all the fan pages one by one to catch up on what had been happening. Also you would have to read the various discussion threads so you could keep up to date. And the icing on the cake was the Gallery. (makes me moist just thinking of it ) Today however a quick glance at the fan pages tells a different story. With the exception of the Barca apartments the only other ones that have been updated in the last 24 hours are Kitty & Smith, Dasha & Leora. And worst are Vanessa & Thomas on 20th November & Adrianna & Daniel on 21st November. C & S would also be in the list if it wasn't for Sugar Bonnie! This is a sad state of affairs and I'm trying to work out if it us members of this site who have become jaded, bored or just too lazy to post? Or maybe the RLC master plan of banning members for posting captures for infringing their copyright, that has been a retrograde step, in that it has turned people off of their site. I have noticed that, for me, there has been more fun to watch at Voyeur Villa recently, even-though it is obvious that their tenants are 'performers' and do. But the same could be said for a few of the recent tenants in the Barca apartments. Obvious Cam-girl activity whilst the RLC membership pays through the nose for the privilege. What with the rise of other sites such as V V, Voyeur House & even Periscope, et al, should they be be worried? Have the various carrots they have dangled, K & K, Van & Thomas & Barca 2 worked for you or not? C'mon folks lets get this place moving again, I see too many great members of this site sat on the sidelines without getting involved in the Chatbox or the Forums. Your choice at the end of the day but I think we would miss this place if it stopped?

Who are you, and what have you done with Toolmaker!?!?

I am not sure what to make of this latest saga? Anyone who is 'in the public eye' should know not to read anything written about them in the press,and definitely not on the internet. It is the road to madness! But if you will open yourself up to it via Twitter or a Reality TV Show or a Cam Site, then you know it's coming your way soon, and if you don't know that, then you are very naive or an idiot. Leora has never been camera shy despite members shouting, 'fake', 'staged', 'predictable' or even 'scripted'. I don't care, I know that I would much rather be watching a cutey like Leora 'doing her daily routine', than watching literally nothing going on at the other apartments. However, due to the recent unfriendly attitude of 'the powers that be', I think it's more likely that all the tenants have been advised not to be so public in their performances,make the punters pay for it. Not this one, it doesn't give value for money.

I was wondering what the powers that be might say to the tenants if they are continuing their contracts or ending them. Dear, (insert name here) We are pleased to inform you that your contract with us has been extended. This is due to your viewing figures which have been through the roof. We have also been trolling the 'fan sites' and they love you. Your, (delete where applicable) Nudity, Killer body, Great Tits, Legs to die for, naked yoga, provocative dancing, sexual habits, kinky stuff & creative use of fruit & veg, have made you a internet sensation! However due to the above behaviour, our staff can no longer watch you as we are too busy searching the internet for video captures of you performances and nuke-ing them. We will be in touch with the new scripts soon, keep up the good work! Thank you so much! For & on behalf of......yada yada.... D.Roppabollock. Dear, (insert name here) We are sorry to inform you that your contract with us will be terminated on (insert date here) This is due to various factors, mainly due to your viewing figures sinking faster than a lump of concrete. We are also aware of the negative feedback we have seen on the 'fan sites',and let us be quite frank about this,they hate you. Your, (delete where applicable) lack of Nudity, Saggy arse, Plastic Tits, Sex life of a Nun, awful dancing, singing that sounds like foxes mating, kinky stuff, that is,well....lets face it just wrong & creative use of fruit & veg, are just some of the contributory factors in us terminating your contract. We would be grateful if you could pack up your shite as soon as possible,including all of your mobile phones,laptops & other mobile devices and 'get tae f**k' ! ( no I don't know either,ask Scotsman84 ?) Also according to our records you have exceeded the monthly usage allowance of our internet service provider's tariff, which takes some doing to be honest, but you owe us €1250.00 We expect payment of this as soon as possible. Thank you & get stuffed, For & on behalf of......yada yada.... D.Roppabollock.

I wish them both well, a great couple and would make fantastic parents. But that would mean they would leave RLC, I wouldn't be happy about that.

The person in charge of making up names has run out of ideas. ' Sia '...ffs! Who next Miley & Borat ?

Talking of the Police. This is from GTA V.

I really think that it makes this site look cheap & nasty, I hate it!

Slightly off topic. Where has the K & S Fan Page gone?

Oooh thank you Master! I've tried before and came to the conclusion that I will have to remove some vertabrae first!

This afternoon I saw A & D play fighting,kissing & cuddles etc. They looked fine to me.

It seems only right & proper to join in with this love-fest,in a desperate pre-emptive act to make sure I don't get banned.

What with the ever changing personnel at the B1 & B2 apartments, (the revolving door policy) and for the benefit of folks who have been absent from the forum for more than half an hour. Would it be possible to put a passport size photo of the girl next to their names,so we had a clue who was who, and who the hell anyone was talking about? Also this could be extended to the numerous guests that turn up. The guest would have to be present for more than 24 hours.

A nice bit of afternoon delight. Including postcoital check of phone. Image Content Removed

It's that look she gave straight down the camera lens. Oooooooh!

I would love to see the late night 'Usual suspects' crew return again. But like them I'm am guilty of being AWOL/MIA for my own reasons which I won't go into here as there is no point as a lot of water has passed under that bridge. I know that the females were encouraged to start there own page, but it never happened. However,personally I wanted the female members to be included in the banter & not separated or marginalised. And as you said, Alittle & Teacups could hold there own (no pun intended), and good luck to you if you got 'cute ' with either of them!