mikeusa

I have notice this when I log in I go and see how many members are online there are Usually 50 to 70 members online but if there's a big party in the Barcelona apartments it will go up to a 100 to 112 members online and same those members that are online don't use the chat room they just read it and see what's going on. or they jump ship and go to camcaps

Masturbation Is a Biological Necessity I tried to stop the first day or two of our marriage, and I promise you, my nuts ballooned quicker than Oprah in a Krispy Kreme.

Dabbling in Marriage Marriage? Sure. Dabbled in it a little during the late 80s. Wild stuff, brother, wild stuff.

Beach Outing Went to the beach today. I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle? A: A dope ring.

Q: Why are blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can understand them.

: Polygamist Wedding Vows I promise to love, honor and cherish you -- for about two days a month.

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.

Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Blond Father A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys. The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, "All right, who's the other father?"

Black Eyes A little boy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. "What happened, my child?" "I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye." "Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?" "Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."

Blonde at the Elmo Factory A blonde who really needed a job saw an ad in the newspaper for an opening job at an Elmo factory. She applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she really needed the money. Finally the manager hired her. After a few hours, the manager noticed that the conveyer belt was backed up. He went downstairs to find out what was wrong. He saw that the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager told her, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles -- not two testicles!"

no personal accounts should be giving out at all or it will be ban hammer time

: Nurse Fantasy Games My wife dresses up like a nurse; then, I dress up like a nurse, also. And then, we don't even have sex, either -- we just sit behind this huge, semicircular wooden desk and get annoyed when people buzz us for juice.