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mikeusa got a reaction from Chucky in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
President's Day
My nephew's school was celebrating President's Day. He comes and he tells me, 'My little black friend's going to wear an Obama shirt, my little white friend's going to wear a Kennedy shirt and since I'm Latino I don't know what shirt to wear.' So I made him a shirt that said: Coming Soon.
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mikeusa got a reaction from delta10 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Adding Blonde
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key
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mikeusa got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Fondest Childhood Memory
My fondest childhood memory is I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything: 'We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.' 'Why? I'm not paying you -- my parents are! Come here!'
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Definite Definition
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely shit my pants."
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Adding Blonde
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Weird Being Single
I'm single now. And it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.
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mikeusa got a reaction from delta10 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
President's Day
My nephew's school was celebrating President's Day. He comes and he tells me, 'My little black friend's going to wear an Obama shirt, my little white friend's going to wear a Kennedy shirt and since I'm Latino I don't know what shirt to wear.' So I made him a shirt that said: Coming Soon.
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in Fan Page Leona
she still a lovely redhead don't care if she boring
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mikeusa got a reaction from Chucky in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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mikeusa got a reaction from Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With
Girls should come with that little card. Remember you were at school you used to go to the library to check out a book? And that little card used to tell you how many people checked that book out. All I'm saying is: some girls come with two cards. She's a bestseller.
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mikeusa got a reaction from Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Engaged for 10 Months
My girl wants to change the engagement rules. She tells me, 'Babe, why do I got to wear a ring and let guys know I'm taken, and you don't got to wear nothing?' I told her, 'Babe, I wear my sad face every day.'
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mikeusa got a reaction from Lisa in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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mikeusa got a reaction from Capeguy in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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mikeusa got a reaction from delta10 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With
Girls should come with that little card. Remember you were at school you used to go to the library to check out a book? And that little card used to tell you how many people checked that book out. All I'm saying is: some girls come with two cards. She's a bestseller.
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mikeusa got a reaction from delta10 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Adam's New Organs
God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Well, give me the good news first," Adam replied.
"I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet."
Adam exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
"The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
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mikeusa got a reaction from Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Fondest Childhood Memory
My fondest childhood memory is I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything: 'We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.' 'Why? I'm not paying you -- my parents are! Come here!'
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mikeusa got a reaction from delta10 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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mikeusa got a reaction from King Hamlet in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Fondest Childhood Memory
My fondest childhood memory is I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything: 'We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.' 'Why? I'm not paying you -- my parents are! Come here!'
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mikeusa got a reaction from Max 2017 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Nothing But Dial
You've been married to the women for 20 years. She don't use nothing but Dial soap. Her mama uses Dial soap. All seven of her sisters use Dial soap in their seven respective homes. You can go through purse, pocketbook, and find Dial coupons any given time of the day or night. Damn you if you come home smelling like Zest!
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Fondest Childhood Memory
My fondest childhood memory is I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything: 'We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.' 'Why? I'm not paying you -- my parents are! Come here!'
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mikeusa got a reaction from King Hamlet in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny... Big Word
The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in Fan Page Kitty & Smith
nooooooo kitty got new tits I like her body the why it was what's next she gets ass implants
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mikeusa got a reaction from leon34 in Fan Page Victoria
I'm hoping to see more of Victoria and nita became friends just saying