CowArt

Roundup of the damage of the A&E-party last Friday: Blood stains on the kitchen and bathroom floor from Fluffy stepping in glass in the kitchen. Puke-stains on the couch in the guestroom. Various bruises on several people either falling over entering or exiting the tub, or bouncing off the walls while trying to navigate the apt. Cum stains in the sauna, Anabel spent considerable time yesterday scrubbing it out. One guest going home with some serious blue balls after spending over an hour trying to get in a girls pants in the guestroom. Un-repairably damaged relationship between Fluffy and orange-boxers after he slapped her face in the sauna. And last but certainly not least: One coffee table, after Fluffy body slammed it. The poor thing didn't stand a chance.

Welcome Angelina, And what a way to make an entrance, being naked in the bath when the cameras come back online.

You are right @delta10, that has always been Danaya's biggest problem, to get off her butt and go do something. She's a lot of fun once she get's going, but she needs someone around she trusts to light her fire.

No, Karol isn't going to B1 or anywhere local with Nora, she's going home. Goodbye Karol, your visit was way too short, I really liked you. Have a good trip home, be safe and the best of luck on your future adventures. Don't forget about us, drop in anytime you want, in the Barca-apts, or go hang out with Heidi for a bit in Moscow.

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to my mom's place." I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about?

Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed? Husband: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Husband: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly: "You have to make love to me this very moment!". My eyes lit up as I thought "I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!". Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave her my all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but still a bit puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?". She explained, "The egg timer is broken".

A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well, it's not that bad, what did he name the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

Karol is getting hotter and hotter with her pre-bedtime teasing, she seems to be suffering from some serious Throbbing-Kitty syndrome. Tuesday evening I noticed her watching something on her laptop, with her hands wandering in and over her grey shorts, ending in a nice arched back orgasm. Then she got out a needle and thread, because for some reason her black negligé need acute fixing at 2AM. After that was fixed to her satisfaction she took out her contacts and went to bed. Couldn't sleep, watching something on her phone and Throbbing Kitty needed attention again. The panties got in the way, she pulled them down to her knees. The view was obscured by the nightvision and poor camera angles, but she rubbed herself to another orgasm with some beautiful O-faces. Last night she started to warm things up by a rub in the tub that she didn't finish, moved to the bed for some serious wiggling around in just her white panties. Finally ligned herself up in front of camera 12, still with the lights on, with two hands in her panties. She slid her panties down just far enough for easy access for her fingers, but not far enough for the viewers to get a good look, and rubbed herself to a nice finish, again with some beautiful O-faces. Keep up the good work Karol, I like it.

Can I be so bold to ask how long you have been a RLC subscriber? You make it sound like it was all action all the time and suddenly everything grinded to a halt. It's in the nature of a voyeur website, there are slow days, weeks even, and then all of a sudden there's so much going on it's impossible to keep track offthings. I'm nowhere near a RLC veteran myself, I've been here for a bit over a year, and in that year we had longer streaks with less action. You're mainly referring to KKH and the Barca-apts. There was never much real action in those to begin with, just teasing and the anticipation of "what if...?" and "will they...?". Just hang in there, and report back when we hit a real dry spell.

I would be okay with a male-gay apartment. I wouldn't be watching it much, but it wouldn't bother me if it was on the listing. Maybe they would keep a neater household than some of the current tenants.

Estelle has been with us for over 24 hours, and so far she's not drawing any big crowds in her fanpage. Welcome to the nuthouse Estelle, hope you enjoy your stay and of course, I hope we will enjoy your stay as well.

1. Karol 2. Jessica 3. Have breather while watching Irma and Danaya play 4. Karol again, if there's any life left in little CowArt.

Woohoo! The Bearded Wonderstone.

Over here, the layout switches to the "hidden menu" view when the windows isn't wide enough to display the full menu. When I widen the window, the menus reappear.

People on the chat reported sightings last night of Nicole with a vibrator. I wasn't logged in to RLC at the time so tuned in immediately. And behold, Nicole had one of those toys that are so familiar to a lot of us, we've already seen Ilona, Polya, Megan and Stella with exactly the same (RLC issued, or word to mouth advertising?), the Adrien Lastic Butch Cassidy (http://adrienlastic.com/productos/butch-cassidy/): Nicole unpacked it, messed about with the batteries a bit, read the instructions, put it down again and went out the door. She came back a little while later with food and a pack of fresh batteries. She took her sweet time cooking dinner and eating it, with the vibrator out in plain sight on her bed the whole time. Up to her room, more messing about with batteries and the operating manual. Finally she took her vibrator over to Lima's room, apparently you need at least two girls to get such an advanced piece of equipment started. Finally they got it going, Lima made a gesture like she wanted to keep it, but Nicole pried it out of her hands and took it back to her room. Would she be using it under the covers? No, of course not, Nicole is not shy. She spread out on the bed, kitty pointing towards camera #8 and set off. For the next half hour we saw her enjoy her new toy in about every position possible on the bed, I especially liked her on her back, with her legs spread out up against the wall. Did she orgasm? No arched back, no O-faces, but I think she did. She must have enjoyed it, because three and a half hours later, at 01:30AM she had another go, shorter this time, just under 15 minutes. Thank you Nicole, you were amazing.

You are right @PeterGrey, I think Nicole earned one of those as well last night... twice.

Good one @cyberleader, almost forgot how Belle was always able to put a smile on the face on everybody in the room. Thanks for reminding me.

Candy has been with us for a month and in that time managed to collect a whopping total of 17(!) posts in her fanpage... I might have been watching at all the wrong times, but all I saw her do was lie in her bed with her phone or sit on the couch with her phone. With her eyes glued to the screen like that, I wonder if she ever noticed somebody shipped her to Barcelona a month ago and dropped her in an apt with other people. She did seem to connect with Danaya in the last couple of days, but too little, too late. This morning I saw her pack her suitcases and around 10:45AM their time, the apt went UM. I expect her to be home with friends and family before Xmas. Goodbye Candy. You are a very pretty girl, with a lovely smiley, but unfortunately, you didn't have what it takes to become one of RLC's stars. Nevertheless, I wish you a safe trip home and the best of luck on your future adventures. Be safe girl, bye.

Now there's a present I would like to unwrap.

You are very right @ShaKa ZuLu Forum VJ, some have a very twisted view on reality. Every time something is seen on camera, or better yet, not seen, people start tripping over each other coming up with the some of the most elaborate conspiracy theories ever conceived by the human mind. Things on the cameras are most of the time exactly as they seem: nothing at all. There's not a big plan behind every move they make, not every conversation on the balcony is them plotting how to annoy the viewers. And most certainly the power outage wasn't constructed by Michelle to force an UM to be able to entertain a boy. A lot of us saw it happen, none of the girls had their hands anywhere near something that could cause a power failure.

Welcome back Danaya!

Probably fixed what ever caused the flooding of the kitchen Saturday night.