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A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we're all full.” “Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner awnswers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom.” “Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs.
A few hours later the man comes down and says ''Wow, that was great. She didn't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?” And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. "Cover me. I'm going in."

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days

well she has real friends like Ilona and tim   yana and ricky    her fake friends are regina and sher

leora jill off the guest room and on the sofa thank you leora

booffer69 I agree with that      scotsman84 you also forgot she loves her laptop too

here a old pic of Ilona when she was in b1
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here same pics of them 
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lana looking good
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there to much drama between renata and tereza  

linda is a hottie

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we all would love to see linda use that pole

tereza lift the apartment ... renata got in the argument with regina and sher  whatever it was about  I going to hope a big cat fight would happen soon 

zoya is leaving  I'm going to miss seeing her jilling off  
I'm going to miss seeing taboo
   well here same pic for you guys enjoy them   
good bye zoya                        p.s. here same of taboo also   
 
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I see irina has her boyfriend over in her bed  I take it he saying the night