Max 2017

Chucky.

Billy the puppet. Saw films.

I just thought it was your month, first name and last name initials.

See mum and dad got it on.

Banana. What's long and hard and has cum in it?

No. Have you ever had sex on kitchen table?

Big Boozer Townsend

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humour!" A husband says to his wife, "You know, our son got his brain from me." The wife replies, "I think he did. I still got mine with me!" You know your getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you. Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a cock sucker again!?

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied: "I've had an awful day, lets hear the good news first." The attorney said, "Well, I met your wife today, and she informed me that she invested £5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring in a minimum of £15-20 million. I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

Leora camera shy lol you having a laugh?

Hard Target.

Good place for suggestions on what to watch, have watched a few some have mentioned.

Treat. Presents or Money?

Yes. Nightclub toilet, Pub toilet. Have you ever had an STD?

Have you had sex while watching yourself having sex?

Just ment in general, did they do anything while staying with Zoi and Fatboy

Death Sentence.

Are these two actually a couple? Has anyone seen them do anything?

This guy is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He's been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn't have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket toward the man. His reflexes kick in and he reaches out, plucks it out the air, and hands it back to her. The redhead is mortified, "Oh my, I am sorry," she says as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." So he joins her table and they enjoy a lovely meal together. Afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks at a bar. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. He says yes and they return to her place. He ends up staying the night. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed at how everything has been so perfect and how incredible this woman is. He can't believe his luck. "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

Not unless he enjoys fucking his mum. lol

Rubber.

Lesson.

Good way of seeing how you can improve. lol Let's hope the mum takes of her panties and bra this time

Layla gone.

Let's see if they make her more of a bitch than she already was, make her more confident I'm sure.