Max 2017

Yeah will be nearly 2 weeks since she got home.

Always nice to see new faces and bodies and boobs

A man and his son are walking down the road and see two dogs humping in a lawn. The son asks his dad, "Why are they doing that?" Thinking quickly, the father replies, "The dog on top hurt his paw so the other one is helping him walk." The kid replies, "Figures.... You try to help somebody and they just screw you."

A man is making sweet love to his wife. He looks over to the doorway and sees that his son is watching. The boy runs off so the man tells his wife, "I should go talk to him." The man goes to his son's room to find him nailing Grandma. The father yells, " What the fuck?" The boy replies, "No so funny when it's your mum, now is it?"

Triplets from China: Fu, Bu and Chu emigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become America citizens, and "Americanize" their names. Bu, called himself "Buck." Chu called himself "Chuck." Fu decided to return to China.

Well my bad I was wrong lol

Most of them are dogs. lol

10 out of 10 for both for being a prick tease. Sex or Masturbation can't see it happening anytime soon.

This Is England.

Yeah they are in my top 3, some think they are boring but they are "Real" just getting on with their lives and getting on with it.... Love seeing Stesha getting fucked and masturbating.

Welcome @Rhdem.

Fuck the police lol

Yes on a bus. Have you ever hit a another motor and left the scene without doing anything?

Yes. Are you scared of heights?

Personal fitness trainer. MotoGP or Formula 1?

Heretical.

Terrorists.

Money. Play sports or watch sports?

Novelty.

Monster.

Facial.

A man wakes up hard out of a deep sleep and nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we play it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So I husband agrees and rolls back over and started to go back to sleep. A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "But you don't have any dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"

If you masturbate on a plane do they charge you with "Hi-jacking"?

What's the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining.

"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place." (City Slickers)