Max 2017

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took this picture?"

A fat lady (To a health expert) "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay, You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."

Love when she lays with ass to camera, much better than Leora. Her body, looks, masturbating better as well. Just my opinion.

No different from any other apartment then lol

Well RLC you never learn do you?? Out of all the girls that have shared how many have done anything together, most don't do anything solo never mind with each other.

Pattern.

Yes. Have you had sex with someone from another country this year?

You learn something new every day. So many are quick to judge on most things.

Yes. Do you work?

Junk food. Socks on or socks off? ( When having sex )

A vampire walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Can I have a cup of hot water?" The barman says, "I thought you only drank blood." The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea." What's the difference between a washing machine and a 16 yr old girl? A washing machine does not follow you around for a fortnight saying it loves you after you've dumped your load in it. What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York? The Grand Old Duke of York only had ten thousand men.

The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes! Why is managing Chelsea like having an ungrateful girlfriend? Because no matter how many times you come second, you still get dumped. Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visiting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus.

Drunk Cock Fight This drunk man is taking a piss and starts to blame his dick for his life. So he slapped it and says that's for getting my wife pregnant. Then "Wack Wack Wack" slaps twice and that's for getting my girlfriend pregnant. Then " Wack Wack Wack" and that is for pissing on me when I'm talking to you.

Flame.

Honda CR-X

Had to look that up. No Have you ever stepped in dog shit barefoot?

Most you see on RLC, VHTV the males are punching above their weight.. What is it they say love is blind lol

I was watching and noticed him there... Thank good my dinner was ready and I left lol.

Thought they might, you always see them looking on the computer every so often and smiling, must get turned on seeing what everyone is saying about them.

Welcome Angie.

Welcome Glasha.

Welcome Sonya.

Thriller.

Mangled.

Unhappy.