Max 2017
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Less than 10. Funny or romantic?
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Maybe he has Man flu, but does help if you are a man first. lol
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Rimming.
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Special agent lol... Send me some of the drugs you're on. lol
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No. Did you have sex this weekend?
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Yes. Have you ever been sick over someone?
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Thank god hopefully you will stop moaning about it now. lol
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Most sleep more hours in a day than some of us get in a week. lol
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Agree Jeff is an asshole Wouldn't surprise me if he got rid of the puppy because it was getting more popular than him. lol
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Yeah think some jealousy with one pussy getting more attention than the other. lol
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Little Bobby says to his dad, "Do you and mummy keep birds in your bedroom?" Daddy says "No, What do you mean?", and Bobby says, "Well, last night I was passing your room, and I heard you say to mummy, "Do you wanna swallow, or should I let it fly?"
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This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time. I found that a bit hard to swallow.
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I saw a sign in McDonald's today, it said "We do not accept £50 notes", Fuck me, if I had a £50 note, I wouldn't be eating in McDonald's.
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