Max 2017

Sorry to All the Grandmas.

Jerking.

A guy and his wife are watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good, " replied his wife. " Now you know how I always feel. "
 
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

She's waaayyyy beyond her "Best Before" date.

LOL

Seeing that RLC has gotten rid of one or two apartments I am sure most likely because of slow performance or not enough viewers are watching, why not get rid of B1 and B2?  Why not put 2 or 3 lesbian couples in B1 and 2 or 3 straight couples in B2, that's what the viewers has been asking for anyway for a long time "but not necessary in those apartments."  From what I have seen in the last two or three months these two apartments have been dropping all most rock bottom with these girls who stay out in the streets most of the time anyway.  There might be one or two in these apartment that may give the viewers what they want.  Why keep getting girls that are there only for a vacation and who wants to go street hoping every night.  Why are the paying customers paying to watch empty beds most of time and a few sleeping tired out ladies because they have stayed out for the last 12 hours or all night and then they want to sleep all day long,  I have also notice they seem to leave one behind each time that do go out " I guess she is suppose to be the entertainer for that night."  I think the other apartments are doing great there not gone all the time, they give us more entertainment and most of it is real,  The girls in B1 lately has been giving us nothing, but quick and fake crap.  Why do RLC always get rid of the good girls and keep the dead weight around?  With the lesbian couples filling B1 or B2 I think these two apartments well once again shine,  and the same with the straight couples.  B1 and B2 right now are a long way from being a voyeur site.  B1 and B2 are more less like "Ok now we got their money, less play hide and seek"

Not the first time she's been there.......I'd say a good friend, cause she don't look like her sister.......
But then I could be wrong........lol...
Could even be a cousin......
But I will tell you this....
She ain't her lover and you ain't gunna see a 3'some.........lol
JUST SAYIN........
 

More chance of Boogers making Leora orgasm than a threesome. Lol
Plus she doesn't look that stupid to let that mink anywhere near her. 

Farmer

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A. You can unscrew a lightbulb.
 
Q. What do a Penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
A. The more you play with it, the harder it gets
 
Q. Why do walruses love a Tupperware Party?
A. They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
 
Q. What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeking tom?
A. One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
 
Q. What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check?
A. Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
 
Q. What do you call a guy with a small dick?
A. Just-in!
 
Q. What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
A. Phil!

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
 
Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A lickalotopis.
 
Q. What do hockey players and surrey girls have in common?
A. They both only change their pads after every third period!
 
 

Q. How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
A. Pull some strings.
 
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
 
Q. What does a 75yr old woman have between her breasts that a 25yr old doesn't?
A. Her Navel. 
 
Q. What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off, A priest sucks them off.

We all have our Fingers Crossed hoping it will be soon. 

lola is still here

Linda hands down.   Get a job tho, can't stand that.