King Hamlet

Load of bullshit if you ask me.

A guy gets back to his house very late at night. He is carrying a Duck under his arm. Opening the door, his wife is standing there, furious.
"And where have you been?" She says, tapping her watch.
"This is the Cow i've been sleeping with".
"That's a Duck you idiot" she tells him.
The guy looks at his wife and says "I wasn't talking to you".

We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me, sorry, ooops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, ooops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this little earlier?"
"No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."

A husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3am she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
" Do you realise what time it is? " she asked.
He answered, " Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought something for the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear? "
His answer was, " A round of drinks! "

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Sounds like we have some wise women on this forum and are just as bored with what is discussed as the rest of us. It's not going to change so lets not talk rubbish.
@Admin get it sorted.

Blue Balls1 and Blue Balls2.

Bullshit1 and Bullshit2

Bollocks 1 & Bollocks 2 lol

Bring in the money1 & Bring in the money2 

Julia has a pussy just out a box never been used.
Nice seeing Linda when given the chance. 

Who has the best looking beaver at RLC??
I love watching Belle's lovely looking beaver,  yet Julia has a sweet looking one too.  I can't leave out Kitty's "meat lover"..LOL

For some of you must have nearly happened when you couldn't get your chat 

Have been on and agree the endless talk and speculating about the girls is boring and off- putting. You will benefit and realise quicker how much use are getting played by certain girls.