King Hamlet

Have seen my neighbour like that, so hot to see  

LOL

I do apologise shouldn't have said all. 

Not hard to be smarter than most of here tho. LOL

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.
He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, the stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?, pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
She, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

Bang Bang!
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Agree. Very weird that some want to know what they are doing outside RLC that they are desperate to get as many Accounts as they can. Even get annoyed when they put them private.
Some say they are not stalkers. I beg to differ.

Some are very rude and seem to think they know everything but infact are just guessing like most. "Think" what you want but you don't know anymore than the rest of us, you just "Think" you do. 

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, " Man, I wish I had something to drink! " Jim says, " Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it? "
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT!
No hangover!
No bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, " Hey, how do you feel this morning? "
Dave says, " I feel great, how about you? "
Jim says, " I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover? "
Dave says, " No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." 
" Yeah, well there's just one thing."
" What's that? "
" Have you farted yet? "
" No."
" Well, DON'T! 'Cause I'm in Perth! "