King Hamlet

Squirt. 

Feyenoord.

Squirt. 

Yeah do think some are watching different apartments from me.

With half the chatters at the moment I am wondering if RLC is feeding them a different set of streams than me... 

Most of the time it's what most of you idiots " Think " is going on in RLC that's the Problem. Few of you need to change the Record and if you don't have PROOF keep your fucking mouth shut.

Some of you certainly know how to empty a Chatbox... Sometimes the arguments/discussions call them what you want are pointless...
Most of the time neither has " Proof " and just a waste of time.. Just bores me.

At the Door
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in.

A Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning " I ", pointed to his knee meaning " need ", then moved his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The man on the 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, " What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a handsaw! "
The other guy says, " I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming! "

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a women may go to choose a husband among many men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shop ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, " That's great, but I wonder what's further up? " So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The women remarks to herself, " That's great too, but I wonder what's further up? " And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
" Hmmm, better" she says. " But I wonder what's upstairs? "
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
" Wow! " exclaims the women, " Very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up! " And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking. help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
" Oh, mercy me! But just think.... What must be awaiting me further on? " So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
" There is a blind man to see you," she says. " Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and about 10 minutes later the man interrupts: " That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds."

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of the casino.
Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets £20,000 on a roll, saying: " I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."
With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throws the dice and yells: " Come on baby, mama needs new clothes! "
She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: " YES, YES, YES I WON! "
She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.
The guys are looking dumbfounded and each other.
Eventually, one asks: " Did you see what dice she rolled? "
" I don't know, I thought you were watching! "

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, " I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, " I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

Andrew was laying down carpet in some woman's home.  As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette.  He looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing.  He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. He decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it in to the ground so no one would know.  When he finished that,  the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.  "Andrew,  The carpet looks wonderful" she exclaimed.  "Here are your cigarettes;  I found them in the kitchen.   Oh yes, by the way, have you seen my cell phone?"

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. I should be in charge, " Said the brain, " Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
" I should be in charge," said the blood, " Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you would waste away."
" I should be in charge," said the stomach, " Because I process food and give you all energy."
" I should be in charge," said the legs, " Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
" I should be in charge," said the eyes, " Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
" I should be in charge, " said the rectum," Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.
They all decided the rectum should be the boss.
 
The moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work....
The ass hole is usually in charge.

Long life to the topic " Empty Chatbox " LOL

Exactly if certain members aren't on it's dead for hours at a time. 

THINK is the most used word in the Chatbox. LOL
 

I have a GREAT Idea, RLC should either have translators or something that auto translate for everyone...........lol
That way there, there might actually have some truth to the crap everyone is saying in the chatroom.........lol
Oh did you all hear the latest, Vicky is pregnant.......lol..
Something to do with a hole in a condom or something......not sure, couldn't sit threw the rest of it.......lol
From what I can make out of it, when a girl rubs her belly it means she's pregnant I guess.......lol
I don't know about all you others in here that don't have a fuckin clue to what they are even saying,
But Some seem to THINK they know exactly what seems to be going on in these peoples life..........lol
I'll tell yea, There is definitely some entertainment right here......who needs the comedy channel.......lol
ENUFF SAID......lol
 

" I'm going to the doctor," says Mary. " Why, what's wrong? " asks her best friend Sara.
" I want to ask him how many calories there are in sperm. " Why worry", Sara says.
If you are swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you are a little chubby.

An old man lived alone in Tasmania. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, Jase, who use to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
 
Dear Jase,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year, I'm just getting to old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
 
Dear Dad,
For heavens sake, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. Love Jase.
 
At 4am the next morning, the Federal Police and the local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
 
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Jase.

I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me,
" come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it."
I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.

My 5 year old: " I don't want to be your daughter anymore. I QUIT."
No two week notice or anything. She'd better not want a reference.

1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or dad, or my brother Colin. Or my brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin.