King Hamlet

How Many Guys a Girl Has Slept With
Girls should come with that little card. Remember you were at school you used to go to the library to check out a book? And that little card used to tell you how many people checked that book out. All I'm saying is: some girls come with two cards. She's a bestseller.

This guy is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He's been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn't have the courage to start talking to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket toward the man. His reflexes kick in and he reaches out, plucks it out the air, and hands it back to her.
The redhead is mortified, "Oh my, I am sorry," she says as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." So he joins her table and they enjoy a lovely meal together. Afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks at a bar. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. He says yes and they return to her place.
He ends up staying the night. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed at how everything has been so perfect and how incredible this woman is. He can't believe his luck. "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

I do it daily but everyone is different.

If you look at most couples they spend most of their time together, pretty sad if you think about it. Most don't seem to have friends or anything going on outside there apartment. 
Maybe just me.  

Not good for any relationship to spend that much time together. 

I think it is one reason some of them tend to get 'old' real quick. You have to have some life other than sitting around with your partner; hobbies, friends, a JOB!

Every Which Way but Loose
 

Missus Mona Skrotum. 

Mine... Queen Gertie Dubois

Pretty much why I stay off of chat now. I get really tired of the same conspiracy theories about why someone is doing whatever, what they do outside of the apt, and what the useless girls are doing in B1/B2 (90% of the talk). Maybe someday it will get back to where it used to be but I doubt it. 

When certain ones are in chat I've gotten to where I don't even log in anymore. Some of those theories are hilarious, others may have a grain of truth, but mostly hilarious.

Most are bullshit and keep saying the same shit over and over trying to get others to agree with what he thinks is true. Don't blame the older members for not coming back because some of you are fucking crazy.... But knowing I annoy some of you I will keep coming back.. Y

Doing nothing is hard work.  It would be a shame if anyone broke a sweat doing nothing.

Yeah another great idea lol wonder who IIona sucked off

Another one of RLC's brainstorms

Just more that can't be bothered working and do nothing for 3 months. 

For being on Vacation they seem pretty boring. Have any of B3 even left the Apartment? Pretty sure you can sit on your ass watching TV and looking at your phone back home. 

Wait till your paying to see nothing day in day out then you will know what stealing/robbed is.. lol

No.
Have you ever played strip poker?

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That will be twenty dollars, lads."
"Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That will be twenty dollars, lads."
"Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

Rightfully or wrongfully......lol
No, But I have sent a few behind them....
 
Have you ever been chased by the law....?

Had sex and masturbated in a tent. It's fucking intents. LOL
 
Have you ever been arrested?

Answer the question then ask your own.
 
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

Yes, can see my neighbours kitchen from my backdoor.
 
Have you masturbated knowing you are being watched?