Shadow V
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Boat Slept with more than 20 or less than 20?
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Love porn and big cocks
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No Have you ever been at an appointment and you could feel the doctor/dentist parts against you?
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Johnny Sins.
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A mum told her little girl about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the little girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Not outside when it has been snowing but in a car. Ever been caught masturbating in your car?
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Hayley Williams.
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Screaming Throat
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Find it laughable that some call Masha fake (which she is) but watch "Queen Leora" and think she's not being fake.
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Would give apartments to other girls before the twins. Guest from L&R being one
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Most are not going to do something like RLC and not watch or wonder what is being said about them. But with nice comments comes bad comments, just part of life.
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That looks beautiful
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Only one Q and been done Republic of Ireland
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Lapdance Giving or receiving?
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I like Eric he just needs to find someone else. He has given up trying to get sex or even anything it seems. Everyone has their needs and if they don't get it will sooner or later get it somewhere else. Julia showing your pussy will only get you so far.
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Just something for the gullible ones to get excited about keeps all 3 with a roof over their heads too.
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Two guys are out fishing and one guy just got back from his honeymoon. Friend: "How was the honeymoon?" Married guy: "Awe was all right did a lot of fishing, and well you know how I like to fish." Friend: "Well didn't you fuck?" Married guy. "Oh no she had gonorrhoea, and well you know how I like to fish." Friend: "Why didn't you just roll her over?" Married guy: "She had diarrhoea, and well you know how I like to fish." Friend: "Well didn't you at least get a blow job?" Married guy: "No no she had pyorrhoea, and well you know how I like to fish." Friend: "Well what the hell did you marry her for?" Married guy: "Well she had worms, and well you know how I like to fish."
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A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back in its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. Its too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts it back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. 30 minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars, The little boy says, "Grandfather, you already gave me five dollars. The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
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Teaching Mrs. Tingle
