Danny

Have to keep the viewers some way because their sex and her masturbating is the same over and over very boring 

Nice Airbags

Nice Airbags

Nice to see Bree and Drew get the apartment or there own. They can more than hold their own without needing anyone else staying with them. Nice to see Bree getting back to solo action as well.

Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horses back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing
Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on. The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, head just inches from the ground.... catastrophe seconds away.
She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden....
Frank, the Wal-Mart security man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dads reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

Two friends dies. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, " Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, " Pour yourself a glass of wine." The Heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, " The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and shouts out the window, " Pull Over! " The blonde responds, " No Silly, it's a scarf."
 
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, " Six Brazilian men die in skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, " That's horrible!" Confused, he replies " Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, still sobbing, she says, " How many is a Brazilian? "
 
 

An old lady rushed into a police station and claimed she had been raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn't know, only that it was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, " All he could say was, " I'm coming! I'm coming!' and he never finished the job."

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "If you can make that horse over there laugh, you can get free drinks for the rest of the night." The man walks over, says something to the horse, it laughs, and he walks back over to the bar to collect his free drinks. The next night, the man goes back to the bar and the bartender asks the man if he can make the horse cry. The man walks over, does something to the horse, and it starts to cry. The bartender asks, "How did you make it cry?" The man replies, "Well, to make the horse laugh last night I told it I had a bigger dick and to make it cry tonight I showed it."