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A total naked woman rushed into a taxi.
The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"
The taxi driver replier, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Tour de France's on Drugs!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even find my bicycle.

Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

By a country mile best looking and body. Only reason she doesn't get mentioned more is because she doesn't lay around 24/7 with her minge hanging out and doing masturbation shows. 

I'm sure many agree and some do treat the girls badly and think it's ok. Just try and rise above it and ignore what some pathetic so-called men have to say. 

Very funny sometimes