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Desiree.

Angie.

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

Pmsl.

Only good thing about watching A/G/S are Angie's boobs.

One day there was a little boy in church.
He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."
The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time to have to piss say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The father said, "Ok. Here, whisper in my ear."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is very large, it's throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I go to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?"
The woman is confused and asks, "Why talk to me?"
The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "?
A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view.
 
Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?
A. A chestnut.
 
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. "
 
Q. What did the bra say to the hat?
A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift!

Q. What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts?
A. Silicon Valley.
 
Q. Why did god give women boobs and nipples?
A. To make suckers out of men!
 
Q. What do you call the patch of hair between an old ladies tits?
A. Her snatch.
 

If there was a saggy boob competition my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she would wipe the floor with them.
 
Girl: What colour are my eyes?
Guy: 36c.